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  1. 29th May 2007, 21:26 #16
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    Danger!!!

    Scenario:



    You are driving in a car at a constant speed. On your left side is a valley and on your right side is a fire engine traveling at the same speed as you.



    In front of you is a galloping pig which is the same size as your car and you cannot overtake it. Behind you is a helicopter flying at ground level. Both the giant pig and the helicopter are also traveling at the same speed as you.

    What must you do to safely get out of this highly dangerous situation?







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    Get off the children's Merry-Go-Round, you're pissed

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  2. 29th May 2007, 21:29 #17
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    in real life..... i wouldve speed up a bit...hit the pig really hard.... push the pig into the helicopter....

    the helicopter crashes......

    then the firetruck must go back to put the fire out...

    then i own the road again.
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    You're all going at the same speed ... what's the problem?
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    I wuz gonna ask, "What highly dangerous situation?" Sounds a breeze compared to normal Auckland traffic...!

    Okay, I'll get off the merry-go-round...! (Man can't have any fun these days...)
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    Come on Jen, better jokes please...
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  7. 29th May 2007, 23:24 #22
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    What song is playing on this merry-go-round?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jerms View Post
    Come on Jen, better jokes please...
    C'mon girl, I'm a tad sensitive about 'pig' comments!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by scumdog View Post
    C'mon girl, I'm a tad sensitive about 'pig' comments!!
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    What Colapop said.
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    Quote Originally Posted by howdamnhard View Post
    What Colapop said.
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