Fuck, it was cold this morning.
I've just found my penis again, for the last 8 hours I've had a real mangina. It ran away up my torso looking for warmth.
600 km's later and I'm pleased to report back to headquarters that we found no signs of animal cruelty in the Naki. The roast tasted a little funny, kinda salty, with a tang of prawns. Vic remarked that it was a bit like semen. Finn did too, but I wouldn't know.
We left Chez Finnbar at 7.40am, a little late cos I had to do my make up. Can't go out looking like a tramp when you're trying to impress the naki softcore. Then it was a quick (but legal!!!) fang down the motoryway to see the bacon sweepers leaving just as we arrived.
A quick blat down Old Great South Rd, followed by Ridge Rd and we were on 22.
By jesus, does that place see the sun before midday?
After a few 2 wheel slides we got a bit of a rythm going, taking it easy on the thick layer of frost. I didn't think it snowed this far north????
Ngaruawhaihiinwaihiwawawinjarauhaia was our first sniff of pork for the day, but I think they were busy dealing to some P heads that had thieved some shitbox boy racer car from the tron.
Then onwards to Pirongia for a Latte and a bran muffin. A what they said? Fuck it, give us a coffee and a pie.
By this time the sun was rising and there was a semblance of warmth in the air. We upped the pace and got to Te Kuiti just as the advance party and naki softcore had finished their weetbix.
Gas up and away. A quick blat thru to Awakino, still a little cold and damp but at least there was safety in numbers!!
Met Sensei and Inlinefour, Quasi and others at Awakino Pub. Didn't honestly expect them to be that fat and ugly but at least their english was coherent. Just. Just joking guys, it was good to meet you at long last and it was a well organised event. Shame there wasn't an overnighter so we could all get shitfaced and piss on some kawasakis.
Anyway, after Quasi had given away some free shit (and Maurice was well pissed I didn't get the leather cap BTW) it was time to head home. Fucked if I'm staying alone in the naki after dark. I like my farts just the way they are, tight and squeaky.
A well paced ride back to Te Kuiti, just an after lunch cruising pace mind you and it was time to gas up again. I'm thinking of converting the gixxer to diesel. That 98 shit is getting too expensive. I'd like to thank the cagers of the naki for having the good grace to flash us to warn of the impending non-kosher company and a certain delivery boy for proving once again why it is a number of people want to stay away from these rides.
...more to follow. Our curry is here.
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