Decisions Decisions

[Winston001]

Hey youse guys, I need some help. Do I take up smoking to get a new cellie or not? Mum sez no but a new phone would be choice.

Waddya rekon?

[Edbear]

The Gummit 'as been alerted to this ruse already and they'll be wise to yer!

Trust me, smokin' ruins yer health and makes savin' for a bike nigh on impossible, price o' ciggies t'day! Also, yer breath stinks and girls get put offa the kissie thingy!

And I'm sure your Mum would help out with the cellphone if you wuz a real good boy... Right, Mum? (Well, maybe...)

[Biohazard]

Are you taking the piss or what ?

Y the fook would you want to smoke ? do ya think ya hard then ??

Please tell me ya takin the piss, buy a phone dont smoke..

Ex-smokers are the worst non-smokers

[bobsmith]

Smoking is what pussys turn to when they can't handle their stress and pressure.

[Jantar]

So now the government is going to reward people who have made a bad decision in starting to smoke. The people who made the right decision in never smoking in the first place will be penalised through their taxes.

So, it definitely makes sense to start smoking and claim your reward.

(This advice comes free from someone who has never smoked)

[Storm]

The government is F#@ked





And thats my blatantly obvious post for the week

[zadok]

It's a 'no brainer' - DON'T SMOKE

[Indiana_Jones]

SMOKE THE TWISTIES!

-Indy

[Highlander]

Most of us get one set of lungs in a life time. Why fill them with Crap?

[Mental Trousers]

Smoking pisses people off. That's a good thing. Just like red rep.

[Squeak the Rat]

Dude, I'm assuming your taking the piss cause you seem reasonably swithced on in which case haha!.

If you aren't taking the piss: If you start smoking you will get hooked. At $10 per packet per day, you'll have spent the cost of the new phone in one week. You then won't be able to stop because it is an addiction and no matter how adamant you say you won't get hooked- YOU WILL. Ask any smoker if they would like to stop, 90% will say yes or one day, but why don't they???

Save $10 a day and spend it on toys and petrol.

[crashe]

Here is my answer as well.......

NO

You are not going to take up smoking at all, to get a brand new cell phone.
Go and earn some of your own money and buy your own cell phone, then you will appreciate the value of having one.




Cos I want one of those cellphones as well... but I gave up smoking years ago...
So if I cant have one neither can you...

[Winston001]

Yeah ok - you got me. It's a piss-take. What I can't figure out is why the government is offering an incentive for someone to be a smoker?

[WINJA]

Just smoke cock like I do

-Indy

FAG............

[The_Dover]

Yeah, smoking is great.

I think you should smoke cigarettes, weed and P.

And if heroin ever becomes affordable in this country, chasing the dragon is always good for shits and giggles!