Mad Mary was speeding around the mental hospital as usual in her wheelchair.

Mad Joe stopped her & asked her for her licence. “Sh*t” she said, and sped off around the corner.

Mad Jim then stopped her and asked for her insurance. “F#ck” she said and sped off around the next corner.

Round the corner she ran into mad John, standing there with a huge hard on.

“Oh No” she said



“not the breath tester again?”