The South African and the Aussie

**placidfemme** · 29th June 2006, 13:15

A South African ventriloquist visiting Australia walks into a small village
and sees a local sitting on his porch patting his dog. He figures he'll
have little fun.

Ventriloquist: "G'day friend! Good looking dog, mind if I speak to him?"

Aussie: "The dog doesn't talk, you stupid Dutchman."

Ventriloquist: "Hello dog, how's it going?"

Dog: "Doin' all right."

Aussie: (look of extreme shock)

Ventriloquist: "Is this villager your owner?" (Pointing at the Aussie)

Dog: "Yep"

Ventriloquist: "How does he treat you?"

Dog: "Real good. He walks me twice a day, feeds me great food and takes me
to the lake once a week to play."

Aussie: (look of utter disbelief)

Ventriloquist: "Mind if I talk to your horse?"

Aussie: "Uh, the horse doesn't talk either....."

Ventriloquist: "Hey horse, how's it going?"

Horse: "Cool"

Aussie: (absolutely dumbfounded)

Ventriloquist: "Is this your owner?" (Pointing at the Aussie)

Horse: "Yep"

Ventriloquist: "How does he treat you?"

Horse: "Pretty good, thanks for asking. He rides me regularly, brushes me
down often and keeps me in the barn to protect me from the elements."

Aussie: (total look of amazement)

Ventriloquist: "Mind if I talk to your sheep?"

Aussie: "listen mate..the sheep's a f***ing liar!