A man staggered into a hospital with a concussion, multiple bruises,
two black eyes, and a five iron wrapped tightly around his throat.
Naturally, the Doctor asked him, "What happened to you?"
"Well, I was having a quiet round of golf with my wife, when at a
difficult hole; we both sliced our balls into a cow pasture. We went
to look for them and while I was looking around I noticed one of the
cows had something white at its rear end. I walked over, lifted its
tail, and sure enough, there was a golf ball with my wife's monogram
on it - stuck right in the middle of the cow's arse."
"Still holding the cow's tail up, I yelled to my wife, 'Hey, this
looks like yours!'"
"I don't remember much after that ..."
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