This is just begging for it! (a caption thread that is, jeez, get you mind out of the gutter - we havent even started yet!)
This is just begging for it! (a caption thread that is, jeez, get you mind out of the gutter - we havent even started yet!)
Lick it??......piss off, i just finished fucking it......![]()
See what happens when you play with it...... IT FALLS OFF
To every man upon this earth
Death cometh sooner or late
And how can a man die better
Than facing fearful odds
For the ashes of his fathers
And the temples of his Gods
Is something holding you back?......
The answer is Viagra, helping males get wood since 1999
smells like fish, tastes like chicken.
Did I leave the iron on?
"If life gives you a shit sandwich..." someone please complete this expression
jeezus gal.. that stinks....!!
:slap:
I tells thee...taint natural...missionaries are for eating
Do you realise how many holes there could be if people would just take the time to take the dirt out of them?
Err, I think "eating" is what she had in mind!Originally Posted by MSTRS
Sit on my face and tell me that you love me,
I'll sit on your face and tell you I love you, too.
I love to hear you o-ra-lise
When I'm between your thighs,
You blow me awaaay.
Sit on my face and let my lips embrace you,
I'll sit on your face and then I'll love you truly.
Life can be fine if we both sixty-nine,
If we sit on our faces in all sorts of places and play
'Till we're blown awaaaaaaaay.
:slap:
"I told you, it's that thing I do with the tuft my tail that makes all the difference."
youre the king of the jungle, youre the man...you can do this!...
"If life gives you a shit sandwich..." someone please complete this expression
That's a big hairy pussy!
They shall not grow old as we that are left grow old.
Age shall not weary them nor the years condemn.
At the going down of the sun and in the evening,
we will remember them
It was at this point, the moment of truth, when Dover looked down at thought "yuck" and realised what Finn had been telling him all along. Yes, he was gay.
whatever do you mean?Originally Posted by WRT
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Do you realise how many holes there could be if people would just take the time to take the dirt out of them?
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