No, these are NOT my kids...

**PuppetMaster** · 30th June 2006, 12:14

haha, kids....
Ive just sent this to a chick in my office who found out she got knocked up yesterday.

**Jamezo** · 30th June 2006, 12:19

Originally Posted by PuppetMaster

haha, kids....
Ive just sent this to a chick in my office who found out she got knocked up yesterday.

Jeez, that's a bit rough.

Most people can tell when they have been. 'Cept when it's Dover doing the knocking, then they just get an experience of furious frottage and an inexplicable stickiness.

**The_Dover** · 30th June 2006, 12:25

But they do love it.

**placidfemme** · 30th June 2006, 12:31

when I was a kid me and my best friend who lived next door, were playing in the garden while the painters where painting the wall around the house, they went for lunch, and we thought we'd help them while they were resting... needless to say we tipped a big (proberly 10L... when your like 7 a 10L container is BIG) over my best mates lawn, which was that fake grass (turf?) which they had only recently had put in...

I wasn't aloud to play with him after that

**Biohazard** · 30th June 2006, 12:35

Now thats why I DONT have kids

(famous last words no doubt)

little buggers ( I know what I was like as a kid)...f*ck that

**The_Dover** · 30th June 2006, 12:38

Originally Posted by Biohazard

Now thats why I DONT have kids

(famous last words no doubt)

little buggers ( I know what I was like as a kid)...f*ck that

I thought it was because you were a homosexual?

Or is the Honda just a fashion statement?

**Mental Trousers** · 30th June 2006, 13:09

Did they also manage to get the cat??

**yungatart** · 30th June 2006, 15:01

Originally Posted by MSTRS

Not seen 'that' one before, but scarily close to a 'paint incident' *someone* (cough) I know got into as a 4yo

Yeah! Do we know the same someone? The kid who poured ENAMEL paint all over his poor little brother?

**Sparky Bills** · 30th June 2006, 15:46

Dig a hole in the back lawn, and tell them if the dig more, they will get to China!

When they are in and busy, fill it in!

**The_Dover** · 30th June 2006, 15:55

Your parents really didn't show you much love did they Spunky Balls?

It's ok, Mr Poo's will show you some love.

**Wolf** · 30th June 2006, 15:57

Originally Posted by yungatart

Yeah! Do we know the same someone? The kid who poured ENAMEL paint all over his poor little brother?

Sheesh! Compared with some, I was soooooo boring as a kid. All I ever emptied over my brother was a full potty.

**yungatart** · 30th June 2006, 16:05

Originally Posted by Wolf

Sheesh! Compared with some, I was soooooo boring as a kid. All I ever emptied over my brother was a full potty.

I know a person (nameless, of course ) who used to display the contents of his to passersby at the gate - asking in a wee Scottish accent, if they'd like to see what he'd done....