No, these are NOT my kids...

**Mental Trousers** · 30th June 2006, 16:17

Dover starts trends rather than follows them. He was first person in the country to have a K5 thou and was the first person in the country to write off a K5 thou.

**The_Dover** · 30th June 2006, 16:18

Originally Posted by Wolf

Ah, a fashion slave!

Que?

I'd only read one small piece about it before I bought it. Just got the chance to test ride one, after having test ridden a couple of kwakas, and thought. Fuck me. Where's my wallet?

Then two weeks later some chink bitch got target fixated on my stunning good looks and drove into me.

**Wolf** · 30th June 2006, 16:19

Originally Posted by Mental-Trousers

Dover starts trends rather than follows them. He was first person in the country to have a K5 thou and was the first person in the country to write off a K5 thou.

Dunno how popular the second one became...

**Mental Trousers** · 30th June 2006, 16:21

Originally Posted by Wolf

Dunno how popular the second one became...

It's a GSXR, writing them off is very popular.

**Wolf** · 30th June 2006, 16:23

Originally Posted by The_Dover

Just got the chance to test ride one, after having test ridden a couple of kwakas, and thought. Fuck me. Where's my wallet?

Wish I had a wallet that would enable me to buy a brand new litre bike.

Not that I want a brand new litre bike at the moment, but a wallet with that capacity I could certainly find uses for.

Bummer about it being targetted so soon, dude.

**The_Dover** · 30th June 2006, 16:23

Yeah, I gave up after trying to make it fashionable twice.

It got a bit expensive.

**Biohazard** · 30th June 2006, 16:29

lol , how I love the banter

TBH - I would have brought a GSXR750, but the twat salesman in the Suzuki dealer in Hamiltron didnt even say hello when I walked in, then couldnt grab his attenton as he was way too busy polishing a f*ckin Harley (ffs!!).

So I walked out went next door to Honda, salesman said Hello as soon as we got in...he left us alone for abit, pulled a few bikes out offered me a test ride on a SP2 and a Blade...deal was then done...gave him the money there and then thats me sorted

(wife choose the colour

)

If the above didnt happen, i'd be a gixxer lover too....

I dont care what peeps ride tbh, i love all bikes

Suzukis' loss Ondas' gain.

**SARGE** · 30th June 2006, 16:43

Originally Posted by Keystone19

Laugh, cry or send off for adoption...?

Sorry if this is a repost.

ship em off to military school with the finklestien-shit - kid..

sonofabitch

**Limb** · 30th June 2006, 17:01

Originally Posted by The_Dover

Lucky they're not maori is all I can say............

LOL funny man, Good reply.

**Maha** · 30th June 2006, 17:11

Fucken' little shits..................

**Wolf** · 30th June 2006, 21:10

My dear wife, strayjuliet, looked at the pic and said "that looks like Taliesin and Tangwyn".

I must admit the one by the TV does bear a superficial resemblance to Taliesin (the other one being too obscured by paint to know what he actually looks like or even if its a "he").

**The_Dover** · 30th June 2006, 21:27

Originally Posted by Wolf

My dear wife, strayjuliet, looked at the pic and said "that looks like Taliesin and Tangwyn".

You're as bad as those Kahui's.

You should be locked up for child abuse giving your kids names like that.

**jazbug5** · 30th June 2006, 21:35

Originally Posted by Jamezo

Jeez, that's a bit rough.

Most people can tell when they have been. 'Cept when it's Dover doing the knocking, then they just get an experience of furious frottage and an inexplicable stickiness.

'You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Jamezo again.'

O my sides.

A friend's brother was always a bit of an oddball, refusing to speak until he was about 6, late to toilet training, the whole bit. When he was about 4, he wrote the alphabet all over his bedroom walls with his own sh*t. His parents took several pictures of him grinning maniacally in front of his handiwork: revenge is a dish best served cold, and all that.

He is now a multi-millionaire web-widget inventor (had a lot to do with the development of cookies or something...). I wonder if I can get them to send me a copy?