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    Woman is her own airbag

    Town N Country, Florida – A woman is in stable condition after being ejected through the sunroof of her SUV during an accident.

    Thirty-seven-year-old Ruth Matthews told paramedics that another vehicle cut her off in traffic, and she took evasive action to avoid a crash. Her Isuzu Amigo rolled over and she was thrown through the sunroof and onto the roadway. Investigators say she was not wearing her seatbelt.

    Paramedics initially tried to fly Matthews to Tampa General Hospital, but her weight, estimated at 600 pounds, made it impossible. Emergency crews were able to transport her to St. Joseph’s Hospital, where she is listed in stable condition.

    Authorities are continuing their investigation.
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    Attached is the image of the SUV. Notice the sunroof has been sorta, split open by her girth.

    According to the reporter that was there, she had KFC in the seat next to her, and they assume it made the steering wheel too slippery, but they couldn't print that.

    Fuckin' A, America
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    HAHAHA fatty got all she deserved
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    That would've been quite a sight...

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    Was that Homer's long-lost sister?
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    Good one Spork!

    The munching at the end is a nice touch.

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    I wish I could claim credit for the animation but I can't, sorry.

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    Quote Originally Posted by spork
    I wish I could claim credit for the animation but I can't, sorry.
    You can claim the credit for putting it on here and making me laugh, though!

    Bling to you, if only I could....

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    fark the roof is just smashed out of that things way as it flew through the air....!!!!
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    Indy, stop spashing your antics with your sisters all over the forums!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Weasel
    Indy, stop spashing your antics with your sisters all over the forums!

    hahahahah.....hmmm.
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    What happened to the KFC? cops eat it?

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    It looks like on that particular day, the Amigo was NOT her friend . . .

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    Large lady found sunbathing after the accident.................
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