Nick the Dragon slayer
Once upon a time, and far far away, lived a beautiful Queen with voluptuous breasts. Nick the Dragon slayer knew that the penalty for his desire would be
death should he try to touch them. One day Nick revealed his secret desire to his colleague, Horatio the Physician, who was the King's chief doctor. Horatio the Physician, exclaimed that he could arrange for Nick the Dragon Slayer to satisfy his desire, but it would cost him 1,000 gold coins to arrange it.
Without pause, Nick the Dragon Slayer readily agreed to the scheme.
The next day, Horatio the Physician made a batch of itching powder
and poured a little bit into the Queen's brassiere while she bathed.
Soon after she dressed, the itching commenced and grew intense.
Upon being summoned to the Royal Chambers to address this incident,
Horatio the Physician informed the King and Queen that only a special
saliva, if applied for four hours, would cure this type of itch, and that
tests had shown that only the saliva of Nick the Dragon Slayer would work
as the antidote to cure the itch. The King quickly summoned Nick the Dragon Slayer. Horatio the Physician then slipped Nick the Dragon Slayer the
antidote for the itching powder, which he quickly put into his mouth, and
for the next four hours, Nick worked passionately on the Queen's voluptuous
and magnificent breasts.
The Queen's itching was eventually relieved, and Nick the Dragon
Slayer left satisfied and touted as a hero.
Upon returning to his chamber, Nick the Dragon Slayer found Horatio
the Physician demanding his payment of 1,000 gold coins.
With his obsession now satisfied, Nick the Dragon Slayer couldn't
have cared less and, knowing that Horatio the Physician could never report
this matter to the King, with a laugh just told him to get lost.
The next day, Horatio the Physician slipped a massive dose of the
same itching powder into the King's underwear. The King immediately
summoned Nick the Dragon Slayer.............
The moral of the story........ Pay your bills
To every man upon this earth
Death cometh sooner or late
And how can a man die better
Than facing fearful odds
For the ashes of his fathers
And the temples of his Gods
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Originally Posted by DingDong
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