Religious Ravings (Poll)

**White trash** · 28th May 2004, 12:26

Originally Posted by Allah

WHY DON'T YOU GUYS GO AND MAKE WITH THE BIKE STUFF AND LEAVE THE RELIGION TO ME. IT'S VERY BUSY HERE, WE'RE PREPARING A SPECIAL REGION OF HADES FOR ZED - FOR ETERNITY HE WILL RIDE A CX500 AROUND THE STREETS OF NEW PLYMOUTH ON A FRIDAY NIGHT...HEHEHEHEHEH

Now that is fucken funny

Even if it is a little nasty.....

**Coldkiwi** · 28th May 2004, 13:04

...actually.. i would've thought the only tyres god might not use would be diablos!

must be supercorsas then

**merv** · 28th May 2004, 13:06

Isn't New Plymouth a bit grand for punishment, surely Hunterville or Eketahuna would be the place to consign Zed to.

**Allah** · 28th May 2004, 13:45

Originally Posted by merv

Isn't New Plymouth a bit grand for punishment, surely Hunterville or Eketahuna would be the place to consign Zed to.

WE'RE SAVING THOSE FOR HELEN CLARKE AND MICHAEL CULLEN

**Allah** · 28th May 2004, 13:49

Originally Posted by Motoracer

Wat a fucking toss. No wonder some of your followers are blowing themselves up or flying into buildings.

My confidence can't be brought down by little weeners like yourself cause as long as I get my fair share of the laides, I am happy.

LADY GERBILS DON'T COUNT
DON'T FORGET, I SEE ALL - I KNOW ABOUT THAT MAGAZINE IN YOUR KARZI AND THE BATTERY POWERED DEVICE IN YOUR SOCK DRAWER...

**Motoracer** · 28th May 2004, 13:53

Originally Posted by Allah

LADY GERBILS DON'T COUNT
DON'T FORGET, I SEE ALL - I KNOW ABOUT THAT MAGAZINE IN YOUR KARZI AND THE BATTERY POWERED DEVICE IN YOUR SOCK DRAWER...

Oh shit!! How does he know??

Maybe... he is the one.... Forgive me Allah for I have sined by questioning you

**Allah** · 28th May 2004, 14:18

Originally Posted by Motoracer

Oh shit!! How does he know??

Maybe... he is the one.... Forgive me Allah for I have sined by questioning you

THAT'S BETTER.
YOU WILL BE REWARDED IN PARADISE MY SON.
(WE ARE HAVING TROUBLE FINDING 72 VIRGINS AS PROMISED IN THE KORAN THOUGH - WOULD SOME REALLY ATTRACTIVE HAMSTERS SUFFICE?)

**White trash** · 28th May 2004, 14:19

Originally Posted by Allah

WE'RE SAVING THOSE FOR HELEN CLARKE AND MICHAEL CULLEN

ROTFLMAO

"Stop, stop. You're killing me"!

**RiderInBlack** · 28th May 2004, 14:29

Originally Posted by Allah

THAT'S BETTER.
YOU WILL BE REWARDED IN PARADISE MY SON.
(WE ARE HAVING TROUBLE FINDING 72 VIRGINS AS PROMISED IN THE KORAN THOUGH - WOULD SOME REALLY ATTRACTIVE HAMSTERS SUFFICE?)

As long as they are not Siberian Hamsters called "Basil"

**menace** · 28th May 2004, 14:31

Will this thread be longfer than the thread you guys are mocking...

**White trash** · 28th May 2004, 14:35

Originally Posted by menace

Will this thread be longfer than the thread you guys are mocking...

I certainly hope so! It's also a shit load more entertaining!

**Motoracer** · 28th May 2004, 14:51

Originally Posted by Allah

THAT'S BETTER.
YOU WILL BE REWARDED IN PARADISE MY SON.
(WE ARE HAVING TROUBLE FINDING 72 VIRGINS AS PROMISED IN THE KORAN THOUGH - WOULD SOME REALLY ATTRACTIVE HAMSTERS SUFFICE?)

Could I please be rewarded at Taupo on the 5th of June insted, if not as well?

**MikeL** · 28th May 2004, 15:01

I think you people have been watching too much Monty Python. This silliness must stop NOW.
If not, I will punish you by posting the rest of my arguments (39 pages not including bibliography) on the other thread.

**jrandom** · 28th May 2004, 15:16

Originally Posted by MikeL

I think you people have been watching too much Monty Python. This silliness must stop NOW.

Absolutely. Agreed. I think there should be no more silliness. You're all far too silly.

Also, I think it would be EXTREMELY silly to attempt to meaninglessly prolong this very silly thread in a juvenile attempt to catch up to the other one. What do you guys think?

**Motoracer** · 28th May 2004, 15:32

Originally Posted by jrandom

Also, I think it would be EXTREMELY silly to attempt to meaninglessly prolong this very silly thread in a juvenile attempt to catch up to the other one. What do you guys think?

It is not!