Religious Ravings (Poll)

[White trash]

They're up to 40 pages over there in the Religious Ravings thread.

[Allah]

They're up to 40 pages over there in the Religious Ravings thread.

THEY DISPLEASE ME GREATLY.
HOWEVER I WILL NOT PUNISH THEM AS I CAN SEE THEIR FUTURES.

VERILY THEY WILL GROW UP AND THEY SHALL BE BEREFT OF HAIR. THEY WILL NOT KNOW ANY WOMAN AND THEY SHALL LAY WITH GOATS AND OTHER BEASTS OF THE FIELD. AND LO, THEIR NEIGHBOURS SHALL CAST THEM OUT, SAYING BEGON FROM THE SIGHT OF MEN O PENCIL NECKED GEEKS.

[Motoracer]

O Allah, you are o so random.

[Allah]

O Allah, you are o so random.

DON'T CRAWL. IF YOU DISPLEASE ME AGAIN THAT RASH WITHIN THY BREECHES WILL NEVER HEAL...

[Motoracer]

DON'T CRAWL. IF YOU DISPLEASE ME AGAIN THAT RASH WITHIN THY BREECHES WILL NEVER HEAL...

!! There are some ladies in the forum here. We don't want to give them the wrong idea just cause we have a score to settle, do we?

[Allah]

!! There are some ladies in the forum here. We don't want to give them the wrong idea just cause we have a score to settle, do we?

BE AT PEACE YOUNG RACER, FOR IT IS WRITTEN THAT A CAMEL WILL PASS THROUGH THE EYE OF A NEEDLE BEFORE ONE SUCH AS YOU WILL KNOW THE COMFORTS OF A WOMEN.

[Motoracer]

BE AT PEACE YOUNG RACER, FOR IT IS WRITTEN THAT A CAMEL WILL PASS THROUGH THE EYE OF A NEEDLE BEFORE ONE SUCH AS YOU WILL KNOW THE COMFORTS OF A WOMEN.

Prophecies are almost always like trick questions and the answer is almost always obvious and simple (from what the movies have taught us).

There's probably a big gate somewhere in the Middle East that’s called the "Needles eye" where the camels have been passing through for a very long time.

[White trash]

Prophecies are almost always like trick questions and the answer is almost always obvious and simple (from what the movies have taught us).

There's probably a big gate somewhere in the Middle East that’s called the "Needles eye" where the camels have been passing through for a very long time.

LOL. Good comeback

Gotta say, I like this Allah bloke. Seems there might be a religion with a sense of humour yet.

[Allah]

Prophecies are almost always like trick questions and the answer is almost always obvious and simple (from what the movies have taught us).

There's probably a big gate somewhere in the Middle East that’s called the "Needles eye" where the camels have been passing through for a very long time.

DO YOU DARE QUESTION MY PROPHESIES!!!

BE GONE, OR I SHALL MAKE YOU BEGAT FOR ETERNITY WITH THE ONE YOU CALL PAUL HOLMES....

[Motoracer]

DO YOU DARE QUESTION MY PROPHESIES!!!

BE GONE, OR I SHALL MAKE YOU BEGAT FOR ETERNITY WITH THE ONE YOU CALL PAUL HOLMES....

Nope, I just said that your prophesies have already take place.

You are F-ing funny thoe Mr

[RiderInBlack]

THEY DISPLEASE ME GREATLY.
HOWEVER I WILL NOT PUNISH THEM AS I CAN SEE THEIR FUTURES.

VERILY THEY WILL GROW UP AND THEY SHALL BE BEREFT OF HAIR. THEY WILL NOT KNOW ANY WOMAN AND THEY SHALL LAY WITH GOATS AND OTHER BEASTS OF THE FIELD. AND LO, THEIR NEIGHBOURS SHALL CAST THEM OUT, SAYING BEGON FROM THE SIGHT OF MEN O PENCIL NECKED GEEKS.

Oh shit, I've already loss my hair Mmm, beasts aren't to bad (better than some women I've known), but the pencil neck geek bit really worries me

[Ms Piggy]

Oh shit, I've already loss my hair Mmm, beasts aren't to bad (better than some women I've known)

Toooooooo much information!

[Kwaka-Kid]

beasts? i hope we aint talking about man-tools? coz thats pretty open dude.

[Ghost Lemur]

Oh shit, I've already loss my hair Mmm, beasts aren't to bad (better than some women I've known), but the pencil neck geek bit really worries me

So what cup size are you?

*looks around*

What??!!?? You were all thinking it too.

[RiderInBlack]

Hey, I just thought if I was nice to Allah, he might give me some hamsters to make my bike go faster (just like MR's ).