Religious Ravings (Poll)

**Motoracer** · 31st May 2004, 20:36

Originally Posted by RiderInBlack

Hey, I just thought if I was nice to Allah, he might give me some hamsters to make my bike go faster (just like MR's

).

Your hamsters in your bike need to loose some weight as well. Mine only makes out to be about 160+ Kgs dry weight

**RiderInBlack** · 31st May 2004, 20:46

Originally Posted by Motoracer

Your hamsters in your bike need to loose some weight as well. Mine only makes out to be about 160+ Kgs dry weight

It's true. My hamsters have an obesity problem. I've feed them too much.

Wait, they might be pregant.

Aaar. That's the problem. No wonder you only let them have sex until after the race, MR.
I new that I shouldn't have put the boy hamsters in with the girl hamsters

.

Umm, does anyone want same new hamsters. They've only done a fewww K's

**Motoracer** · 31st May 2004, 21:00

Originally Posted by RiderInBlack

It's true. My hamsters have an obesity problem. I've feed them too much.

Wait, they might be pregant.

Aaar. That's the problem. No wonder you only let them have sex until after the race, MR.
I new that I shouldn't have put the boy hamsters in with the girl hamsters

.

Umm, does anyone want same new hamsters. They've only done a fewww K's

Lol, gud one

**RiderInBlack** · 2nd June 2004, 20:15

What bike Satan would ride? - ducati 999 (but he'd put the numbers up-side-down).

What tires would he prefer? pirelli diablos showing fabic, because he's doing burn-outs all the time (it's how he keeps hell so warm and it adds to the smell of brimstone).

In a race would he win? Not fairly.

If he did, would he be cheating? Of course, see above

What helmet would be the best for him? Who in Hell needs a helmet?

Would he speed? Fu*k yes. What's the point of having a Motor Bike if you cann't ride it like a bat out of hell?

Would his rego be up to date? Fu*k Off

Would he spam us? Yep, all the fu*ken time (but he'd make you think it was someone else).

**Hitcher** · 2nd June 2004, 20:19

Originally Posted by RiderInBlack

What bike Satan would ride? - ducati 999 (but he'd put the numbers up-side-down).

What tires would he prefer? pirelli diablos showing fabic, because he's doing burn-outs all the time (it's how he keeps hell so warm and it adds to the smell of brimstone).

In a race would he win? Not fairly.

If he did, would he be cheating? Of course, see above

What helmet would be the best for him? Who in Hell needs a helmet?

Would he speed? Fu*k yes. What's the point of having a Motor Bike if you cann't ride it like a bat out of hell?

Would his rego be up to date? Fu*k Off

Would he spam us? Yep, all the fu*ken time (but he'd make you think it was someone else).

Well done RIB. A post worthy of an award!

**Satan** · 2nd June 2004, 21:33

Ahhh....a man after my own heart (well...if I had one).

As for riding Ducati.....well come on - a bike designed by designer clothes wearing fancy boys - fuck off.

I do ride Diablos - but Super Corsas.....because I ride like a demon.

The whole immortality thing kinda reigns supreme over wearing a helmet.

The only reason I go to races is to what the carnage.

Now this fucken bike is more like me....with Devil's cans of course

**Coldkiwi** · 3rd June 2004, 12:33

oooo, thats good use of carbon!

"ride like a demon?" nice words 'satan'.. but can you back them up?

me thinks you haven't read any reviews of the 999 if you think it was form over function (thats why it looks so bizarre)

**wkid_one** · 3rd June 2004, 18:00

Shitttttttt that is a fine R1.......can you please let me know which web site that came from?

**Hitcher** · 3rd June 2004, 19:51

Originally Posted by wkid_one

Shitttttttt that is a fine R1.......can you please let me know which web site that came from?

Nice move...

**wkid_one** · 3rd June 2004, 20:14

Originally Posted by Hitcher

Nice move...

No seriously - I want to find more out about it....that is one tricked out 04

**Ghost Lemur** · 3rd June 2004, 20:32

Originally Posted by wkid_one

No seriously - I want to find more out about it....that is one tricked out 04

The image is located on the
Road Ripping website. May be worth a browse through. I am atm, and will post back if I find further info.

Update: It appears the pic is posted in their Gallery by the site admin, goes by the name jeffbmw. Here is a link to his profile. Uses icq, msn, and can be emailed. Should just touch-base and ask him where he scored it from/background details.

Oh and here is a link to the pic as it appears on the site. Unfortunately doesn't have any more details about it.

**Motoracer** · 9th June 2004, 23:07

I guess 84.21% of you had to be right!

**RiderInBlack** · 10th June 2004, 07:08

Hey MR, just found out if I dehydrate my hamsters the CBR1000F still weighs in at 230Kg

There must be a real fat one hiding in that bike somewhere

**Motoracer** · 10th June 2004, 08:32

Originally Posted by RiderInBlack

Hey MR, just found out if I dehydrate my hamsters the CBR1000F still weighs in at 230Kg

There must be a real fat one hiding in that bike somewhere

Yep, she's a big girl. There's more to love I guess.

**RiderInBlack** · 10th June 2004, 17:53

Originally Posted by Motoracer

Yep, she's a big girl. There's more to love I guess.

Yer, I was trying to burn some fat of the hamsters yesterday. Manage to pick-up 250KPH (appearantly she can do just in the excess of 260KPH when all her hamsters are fit (still I do love my babies with some meat on them)!