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    Change of career anyone?

    From the Herald:

    http://www.nzherald.co.nz/section/st...ectID=10389494

    Massage parlour for sale on Trade Me

    10.00am Monday July 3, 2006


    A New Plymouth massage parlour is for sale on Trade Me with a "buy now" price of $175,000.

    The Hearts 'n Armour parlour offered a good return, according to the information provided on the internet trading site. It was open from 6pm until late.

    The parlour had one spa pool, two spa baths, three showers and five massage rooms and "a lot more".

    "If you are looking to be self-employed and love the night life, then this is the one," the website notice said.

    There has so far been no bids. The starting price is $145,000.

    - NZPA
    TradeMe Link:

    http://www.trademe.co.nz/Business-fa...n-61897874.htm
    I'm not a complete idiot... some pieces are missing

    Quote Originally Posted by DingDong
    "Hi... I rang about the cats you have for sale..."..... "oh... you have children.... how much for the children?"

    mucho papoosa bueno no panocha

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    Think I'll stick to spinning spanners...
    Too far to commute.
    Odd tho, was dropping a customer back to her work today when we went past a massage parlour, she wondered why there where none for woman…
    Why aren’t there any for woman? Is the old saying true that while men will pay for it, woman will never have to?
    I don’t believe it, you get male escorts so why not parlours?
    We all have our little obsessions...

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    Quote Originally Posted by myvice
    I don’t believe it, you get male escorts so why not parlours?
    Hold on... I'll send over my address...

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    Quote Originally Posted by myvice
    Think I'll stick to spinning spanners...
    Too far to commute.
    Odd tho, was dropping a customer back to her work today when we went past a massage parlour, she wondered why there where none for woman…
    Why aren’t there any for woman? Is the old saying true that while men will pay for it, woman will never have to?
    I don’t believe it, you get male escorts so why not parlours?
    Because women are content cleaning, cooking and having babies.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Weasel
    Hold on... I'll send over my address...
    What, you want to work in a man parlour?

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    Sure, why not.

    As long as we get right of refusal. No guys, and no chicks over 100kg

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    Quote Originally Posted by Weasel
    Sure, why not.

    As long as we get right of refusal. No guys, and no chicks over 100kg
    100+ KG CHICKS ARE FINNS SPECIALTY

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    Quote Originally Posted by WINJA
    100+ KG CHICKS ARE FINNS SPECIALTY
    Is that where your mrs is these days...

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    Quote Originally Posted by WINJA
    100+ KG CHICKS ARE FINNS SPECIALTY
    Just as long as they have a nice personality.

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    I havn't got a career yet lol, now I do.....

    -Indy
    Hey, kids! Captain Hero here with Getting Laid Tip 213 - The Backrub Buddy!

    Find a chick who’s just been dumped and comfort her by massaging her shoulders, and soon, she’ll be massaging your prostate.


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    Quote Originally Posted by myvice
    Think I'll stick to spinning spanners...
    Too far to commute.
    Odd tho, was dropping a customer back to her work today when we went past a massage parlour, she wondered why there where none for woman…
    Why aren’t there any for woman? Is the old saying true that while men will pay for it, woman will never have to?
    I don’t believe it, you get male escorts so why not parlours?
    Simple... because men are desperate... they'd shag anyone (pretty much)... so women don't need to pay for it... where as most women won't shag just anyone... they have higher standards and 'anything with legs" does not automatically pass... so certain guys have to pay for it.... bummer aye...
    I'm not a complete idiot... some pieces are missing

    Quote Originally Posted by DingDong
    "Hi... I rang about the cats you have for sale..."..... "oh... you have children.... how much for the children?"

    mucho papoosa bueno no panocha

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    Quote Originally Posted by placidfemme
    Simple... because men are desperate... they'd shag anyone (pretty much)... so women don't need to pay for it... where as most women won't shag just anyone... they have higher standards and 'anything with legs" does not automatically pass... so certain guys have to pay for it.... bummer aye...
    Thats incredibly sexist and femanistic. Im offended.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Finn
    Because women are content cleaning, cooking and having babies.
    Seeing how you've changed sex that would be YOUR new career??
    Winding up drongos, foil hat wearers and over sensitive KBers for over 14,000 posts...........
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    *hangs my head in shame*

    How un-PC of me... sorry





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    I'm not a complete idiot... some pieces are missing

    Quote Originally Posted by DingDong
    "Hi... I rang about the cats you have for sale..."..... "oh... you have children.... how much for the children?"

    mucho papoosa bueno no panocha

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    Quote Originally Posted by placidfemme
    Simple... because men are desperate... they'd shag anyone (pretty much)... so women don't need to pay for it... where as most women won't shag just anyone... they have higher standards and 'anything with legs" does not automatically pass..
    Take my word for it...that's not true! If I can get it...anyone can!


    Quote Originally Posted by Sniper
    Thats incredibly sexist and femanistic. Im offended.
    So am I....at the right price

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