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    The piano

    Late one afternoon, a famous pianist was practicing for his big

    concert at Carnagie Hall that evening , when he suddenly realized
    that the instrument he was supposed to perform with was horribly off
    key!

    With the concert only hours away, he rushed to a phone and
    called the nearest music shop to send someone over to the concert hall
    right away!

    About ten minutes later, a man shows up with a tool box.

    Quickly the performer shows him the crippled piano.

    The man looks it over, plinks a couple of keys, then reaches in
    his toolbox and produces a large fish. He then slaps the piano several
    times with the fish, and asks the performer to try it again.

    To the pianist's amazement, the piano sounded beautiful!

    "But I don't understand" said the performer, "All you did was
    slap it a couple of times with that dead mackerel!"

    "This?" the man said, "Oh this is no mackerel, it's a tuner
    fish"

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    That was frecking lame...chortel .chortel.chortel.chortel

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    I havent laughed at stupid joke in ages, but that one made me.... thanks
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    So stupid I laughed! Excellent!

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    "This?" the man said, "Oh this is no mackerel, it's a tuner
    fish"
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    About as lame as the movie of the same name
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    So lame it's gone past the limit for red repping for lameness. So no rep at all.
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    Yep. Very FUNNY!!!!!
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    That's sooo bad....:slap:
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    So bad its all the way out the other side to funny
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