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  1. 29th May 2004, 07:46 #1
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    Inventions in the night

    Looked at the clock as I turned off the light 10:10 ...

    Almost three hours lateer and I invent a new word GYNOMASTICATOR ... :spudguita

    Looked at the clock again .. 01:01 ... Freaky eh ?

    Sheesh I'm tired .. upat 5:30 ...

    anyway ...

    Now that I have a new word at my disposal ...

    I gotta invent something forit to belong too ... :spudwhat:

    Suggestions appreciehted ...

    donations/investmints accepted for the gynomasicators developmint ... :spudwave:
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    Quote Originally Posted by wari
    Looked at the clock as I turned off the light 10:10 ...

    Almost three hours lateer and I invent a new word GYNOMASTICATOR ... :spudguita

    Looked at the clock again .. 01:01 ... Freaky eh ?

    Sheesh I'm tired .. upat 5:30 ...

    anyway ...

    Now that I have a new word at my disposal ...

    I gotta invent something forit to belong too ... :spudwhat:

    Suggestions appreciehted ...

    donations/investmints accepted for the gynomasicators developmint ... :spudwave:
    Well, sounds like you were on some good drugs.....but

    gyno - of the vagina ?
    masticator - one who eats or chews ?

    Id say you've invented a new word for an old pastime.

    Other phrases such as 'bite the ferret'
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  3. 29th May 2004, 08:11 #3
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    hi

    sounds like a name for ya ole fella !!
    Ive run out of fucks to give
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    Maybe its nota new word then ...

    thats a disappointment ..

    I lay awake for hours for nithing ...
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    Quote Originally Posted by wari
    I invent a new word GYNOMASTICATOR ... :spudguita

    I gotta invent something forit to belong too ... :spudwhat:

    Suggestions appreciehted ...

    donations/investmints accepted for the gynomasicators developmint ... :spudwave:
    If you spelt it "gynomasticator" it would have to be a sex toy that simulates the actions of "growling at the badger" for lonely lesbians (gyno-, combining form meaning 'woman or female sex'; masticatory system, the combinations of organs, structures, and nerves involved in chewing.)
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    Women Needed To Test New Female Health Product

    Wari is in the process of developing a new female health product and needs a few willing ladies to test this product for him. It is called the "gynomasticator". Please PM wari for further deals.
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    I think I'd better delete this thread ...

    I didn't know what i was getting myslef into ...

    I'll read the dictionary first next time ...
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    Quote Originally Posted by wari
    I think I'd better delete this thread ...

    I didn't know what i was getting myslef into ...

    I'll read the dictionary first next time ...
    I don't know about that. You could have a lot of fun with this thread (bets Relidgious Ravings hands down). Beside there might be a few women egar to try your new feminine health product. Don't want to dissappoint them do you, Wari?
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    Hold on ... Hold on

    Now that I'ma little more awake ...

    I remember what the word REALLY was ... GYNOMASTICULATOR ...

    hmmm ...

    not any better really isit? ...
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    Quote Originally Posted by RiderInBlack
    I don't know about that. You could have a lot of fun with this thread (bets Relidgious Ravings hands down). Beside there might be a few women egar to try your new feminine health product. Don't want to dissappoint them do you, Wari?
    I'd rather disappoint than O-ffend ... thats for sure ...
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    LOL - you came up with a new word for rug munching
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    Hmmmm,the revised version sounds like a twat with teeth.
    Don't think there will be a lot of use for it.
    I liked the first one better.
    Mate you really need to get more sleep.
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    Yeah, my votes for the first one.
    How many hours sleep do you get - 5 a week?
    We could have a new prophet here.
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    OMG thank you so much wari. This thread just made my day.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ghost Lemur


    OMG thank you so much wari. This thread just made my day.
    I aim to please mate ...

    Hopefully the gynomasticator will do the same ...

    Hold on ... I think I've gotta call coming in ...
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