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  1. 5th July 2006, 12:24 #1
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    Football caption contest

    summing up football in one picture
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  2. 5th July 2006, 12:25 #2
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    ohhh thats so much better than a goal!
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    Wayne still refused to share his pies with Ronaldo, no matter how hard he tried to make it up to him.
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    Whos the bitch NOW?
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  9. 5th July 2006, 12:54 #9
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    What about: "F*ck were useless at football!!!".

    Or: "Im an angry young man that probably cost England the World Cup"?
    "If life gives you a shit sandwich..." someone please complete this expression
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    "this is football"
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    Ronaldo had not mentioned exactly what he had meant by 'public ball sports' but at this particular moment he just didn't care.

    "If you can't laugh at yourself, you're just not paying attention!"
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    Two Tablespoons of cinnamon, and 2 or 3 eggwhites
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    While Ronaldo ball skills were undeniably good, he was better known for his dribbling in the box.
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