Global cooling

[rogson]

My research (based on studying hundreds of millions of years of climate history) suggests the earth will experience a period of global cooling.
I am continuing to work on when this will happen, but I am reasonably sure it will not be next year, a bit less sure about the year after, less again the year after that and so on.

But, do not despair I believe this calamity can be deferred. If we encourage everyone to consume energy that is derived from fossil fuels then there is a possibilty that we can create a "greenhouse effect" that will insulate the earth's surface from this catastrophe.

Furthermore, to encourage such behaviour we should implement a system of credits whereby everyone who uses energy derived from fossil fuels will be issued credits that can be used to offset their taxes.

[ZorsT]

sounds good! my planet prejudicious 2-smokers might actually make me money.

[Big Dave]

New Zealand has been a much cooler place since I've been here. Can I be rich now please?

[Crisis management]

New Zealand has been a much cooler place since I've been here. Can I be rich now please?

I want a vote on this! This opinion may be slightly biased!!

[rogson]

New Zealand has been a much cooler place since I've been here. Can I be rich now please?

I'm considering contacting Immigration to get you kicked-out. We want heat not cool!

[James Deuce]

I'm considering contacting Immigration to get you kicked-out. We want heat not cool!

Might want to import some new women then.

Besides, NZ would be lost without our Big Aussie Yin.