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  1. 7th July 2006, 13:39 #1
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    Jed's first time

    Bobby-joe was riding in Jeds truck

    Jed pulled over, got out and pointed down yawnder and said, "Thats where I first had sex."

    Bobby-Joe said,"How was it."

    Jed said,"It was great til' I looked up and saw her mom was watching."

    Bobby-Joe yelled,"Oh shit, what did she say??"

    Jed repiled "Baaa"
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    is your login name...your real name spelt backwards?
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    Given the short comings of my riding style, it doesn't matter what I'm riding till I've got my shit in one sock.
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    Are you suggesting that his mothers name is Aaab?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Str8 Jacket
    Are you suggesting that his mothers name is Aaab?
    he could be from middle eastern ansestry....I've never meet him!
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    Given the short comings of my riding style, it doesn't matter what I'm riding till I've got my shit in one sock.
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    Quote Originally Posted by cowpoos
    is your login name...your real name spelt backwards?
    its one of my names spelt backwards.
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    Quote Originally Posted by nodrog
    its one of my names spelt backwards.
    That's why we call ya Pop mate...less confusion
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    Quote Originally Posted by TL Rider
    That's why we call ya Pop mate...less confusion
    heeeeeeeeecsh!
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    Quote Originally Posted by cowpoos
    he could be from middle eastern ansestry....I've never meet him!
    noooooooo - he was having sex with a SHEEP, not a camel
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    Quote Originally Posted by mstriumph
    noooooooo - he was having sex with a SHEEP, not a camel
    its called sharing!
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    Quote Originally Posted by mstriumph
    noooooooo - he was having sex with a SHEEP, not a camel
    well the goats they hav out there look a bit like sheep???
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    Given the short comings of my riding style, it doesn't matter what I'm riding till I've got my shit in one sock.
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