Don't argue with a woman

**smokeyging** · 5th July 2006, 20:02

SUBJECT: DON'T ARGUE WITH A WOMAN

One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to do some work in the shed. The noise disturbs his wife, who is trying to read. Although not familiar with the lake, she decides to take the boat out where it is quiet. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book.

Along comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, "Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?"

"Reading a book," she replies, (thinking, "Isn't that obvious?")

"You're in a Restricted Fishing Area," he informs her.

"I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading."

"Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up."

"If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault," says the woman.

"But I haven't even touched you," says the game warden.

"That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment."

"Have a nice day ma'am," and he left.

MORAL: Never argue with a woman who reads. It's likely she can also think.

**cowpoos** · 5th July 2006, 20:04

RE POST RE POST RE POST RE POST RE POST RE POST.......lets lynich him everyone.....red rep red rep!!!!!!!!

**smokeyging** · 5th July 2006, 20:08

THANKS,.... your all heart

**Sniper** · 6th July 2006, 10:48

DUPLICATE POST!!!!!!

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**ZeroIndex** · 6th July 2006, 12:29

it may be a repost, but that's the first time i've seen it, and i thought it was funny.. green rep for that..

**placidfemme** · 6th July 2006, 14:35

Originally Posted by smokeyging

SUBJECT: DON'T ARGUE WITH A WOMAN

One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to do some work in the shed. The noise disturbs his wife, who is trying to read. Although not familiar with the lake, she decides to take the boat out where it is quiet. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book.

Along comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, "Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?"

"Reading a book," she replies, (thinking, "Isn't that obvious?")

"You're in a Restricted Fishing Area," he informs her.

"I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading."

"Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up."

"If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault," says the woman.

"But I haven't even touched you," says the game warden.

"That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment."

"Have a nice day ma'am," and he left.

MORAL: Never argue with a woman who reads. It's likely she can also think.

haha I like that one