BREAKING NEWS - Knives are more dangerous than spoons....

**Korea** · 6th July 2006, 12:23

Everytime you make things safer for idiots, someone goes and makes a bigger idiot...
http://www.fark.com/

**SARGE** · 6th July 2006, 13:39

Originally Posted by Ixion

I do not think that spoons are safe for the average plonker. They're *bound* to poke themselves in the eye.

HEY!!!.......

i find that offensive

**SARGE** · 6th July 2006, 13:41

Originally Posted by Pixie

What about sporks

Sporks supply thier own stupidity

i think they just need to decide what they really are ..spoon or fork???

poor sexually confused little buggers

**Sniper** · 6th July 2006, 13:43

Much prefer knives I do.

Guns for a show, knives for a pro. (Bling to the person who tells me what thats from.)

**eliot-ness** · 6th July 2006, 13:54

Blenders can be extremely dangerous for dwarfs

**SARGE** · 6th July 2006, 13:55

Originally Posted by eliot-ness

Blenders can be extremely dangerous for dwarfs

and Mini-Chopper riders

**The_Dover** · 6th July 2006, 13:58

Originally Posted by Sniper

Much prefer knives I do.

Guns for a show, knives for a pro. (Bling to the person who tells me what thats from.)

Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels.

Yeah, little bit of pain never hurt anybody. If you know what I mean. Also, I think knives are a good idea. Big, fuck-off shiny ones. Ones that look like they could skin a crocodile. Knives are good, because they don't make any noise, and the less noise they make, the more likely we are to use them. Shit 'em right up. Makes it look like we're serious.