Dumb arse car thief

**Da Bird** · 2nd July 2006, 19:56

Last night, I was involved in a car chase around Otara, Manukau and Otahuhu for about 15 - 20 minutes. The car was stolen and the driver just didn't want to stop.... but he forgot one thing... to make sure he had enough gas. Not that he was going to get away with several cop cars pursuing and the helicopter over the top. He eventually drove onto the motorway and the car just stopped near Otahuhu after running out of petrol. Silly, silly boy.

**crashe** · 2nd July 2006, 19:59

Yeah but can it top this one..

Originally Posted by police comms

NZ Police CommCens Alert 14:00 2-07-2006 Southern

Location of incident: Christchurch

Incident Type: Just to brighten your day.

A Christchurch man who recently had his car stolen and then recovered by Police has called the Southern Police Communications Centre to advise that the offender has put in a new battery, new wheels, new steering column and a new glove box. He says its running a lot better than it did before too.

Issued by: Inspector Michael Coulter

Now wasn't it nice of the crim to do this for the car owner....

**Indiana_Jones** · 2nd July 2006, 20:00

-Indy

**WINJA** · 2nd July 2006, 20:02

Originally Posted by crashe

Yeah but can it top this one..

Now wasn't it nice of the crim to do this for the car owner....

I WAS READING ABOUT A JUDGE IN THE USA WHO LETS THE VICTIMS OF THEFT PICK THRU THE OFFENDERS HOUSE AND TAKE WHAT THEY WANT.

**Madness** · 2nd July 2006, 20:07

Maybe the Perp was trying out Shell's new Economy Formula Petrol??

I listened in on a break-in at a local Pharmacy once. Three smashed their way into the Chemist, taking all the drugs they could carry. They made off in their car and to the delight of the Police the car was registered to a local address. On visiting the address shortly afterward, the car was seen parked in the driveway of the house and three men wearing balaclava's were seen through the open curtains to be emptying the contents of their booty-bags.

The world is not short of dickheads.

**Sniper** · 2nd July 2006, 20:38

Originally Posted by WINJA

I WAS READING ABOUT A JUDGE IN THE USA WHO LETS THE VICTIMS OF THEFT PICK THRU THE OFFENDERS HOUSE AND TAKE WHAT THEY WANT.

That would be fucken cool. As long as the dickhead had some good gear.

**Jamezo** · 2nd July 2006, 21:16

Originally Posted by Sniper

That would be fucken cool. As long as the dickhead had some good gear.

Too bad most of it would be stolen, from previous unsolved burglaries......

**Colapop** · 2nd July 2006, 21:35

Originally Posted by police comms
NZ Police CommCens Alert 14:00 2-07-2006 Southern

Location of incident: Christchurch

Incident Type: Just to brighten your day.

A Christchurch man who recently had his car stolen and then recovered by Police has called the Southern Police Communications Centre to advise that the offender has put in a new battery, new wheels, new steering column and a new glove box. He says its running a lot better than it did before too.

Issued by: Inspector Michael Coulter

Yeah the thief put a new battery and steering cloumn in and gave it a tune up!! Hahahaha If only they were all like that (and we got our shit back)

**metric** · 2nd July 2006, 21:42

Originally Posted by MAXIMUSDEMERITUS

Maybe the Perp was trying out Shell's new Economy Formula Petrol??

...

The world is not short of dickheads.

superb calls

**WINJA** · 2nd July 2006, 22:29

Originally Posted by Sniper

That would be fucken cool. As long as the dickhead had some good gear.

DEPENDS WHAT YOUR LOOKING FOR , ID TAKE HIS PHOTO ALBUMS AND MOST PERSONAL ITEMS LIKE A WATCH HIS DAD LEFT HIM ETC ETC , ID ALSO LET HIM KNOW ILL BE WIPING MY ARSE WITH HIS FAMILY PHOTOS AND PISSING ON HIS CERTIFICATES FROM SCHOOL AND SPORTING EVENTS

**SARGE** · 2nd July 2006, 23:09

Originally Posted by WINJA

DEPENDS WHAT YOUR LOOKING FOR , ID TAKE HIS PHOTO ALBUMS AND MOST PERSONAL ITEMS LIKE A WATCH HIS DAD LEFT HIM ETC ETC , ID ALSO LET HIM KNOW ILL BE WIPING MY ARSE WITH HIS FAMILY PHOTOS AND PISSING ON HIS CERTIFICATES FROM SCHOOL AND SPORTING EVENTS

yea.. and go into his cabinets and take all the baked beans and spagetti..

bastards..

would be better if they said..ok... you can have 15 minutes alone in this soundproof room with him..then hand you a plastic baseball bat and some deep heat muscle rub

i need a hobby..

**NSR-Dan** · 3rd July 2006, 02:13

or wipe your ass with his tooth brush and put it back in the cup. i cant think of anything worse.

**Patrick** · 3rd July 2006, 02:19

Originally Posted by NSR-Dan

or wipe your ass with his tooth brush and put it back in the cup. i cant think of anything worse.

Which is why you should always get rid of your tooth brush if ever you are burgled.... you just never know if they did or didn't do with ya tooth brush....

Story went along the lines of... some film being developed a few months after a burglary, only to find the burglars took photos of the home owners tooth brushes up thier arses...

**NSR-Dan** · 3rd July 2006, 02:27

yeah i heard a story way back that this house got emptyed, and all that was left was there tooth brushes and a disposable camera they had from a recent family holiday.

they continued using there tooth brushes for a few weeks until they got the camera developed and found the last few pics was of the the theives shoving tthe brushes up ther ass