I like Sarge![]()
-Indy
I like Sarge![]()
-Indy
Hey, kids! Captain Hero here with Getting Laid Tip 213 - The Backrub Buddy!
Find a chick who’s just been dumped and comfort her by massaging her shoulders, and soon, she’ll be massaging your prostate.
................. and sworn AT ever sinceOriginally Posted by SARGE
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.. sorry, SARGE - couldn't resist it
i just can't bring myself to like himor see him as part of the solution instead of part of the problem ................. but - please feel free to write nasty cutting things about jonnie howard here 'cause i dislike HIM just as much ...
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Grass wedges its way between the closest blocks of marble and it brings them down. This power of feeble life which can creep in anywhere is greater than that of the mighty behind their cannons....... - Honore de Balzac
Originally Posted by mstriumph
i dont exactly agree with GWB. dont like him personally,, ..i respect the office if not the man..he IS my Commander in Chief and if he called up and asked me to go back, i dont think i'd hesitate ( not likely but i always hold hope)
Originally Posted by Indiana_Jones
quit sucking up Indy.. im sure you'll get your Visa
So do we bro, so do we.Originally Posted by SARGE
Originally Posted by The_Dover
you are the first motherfucker im shooting if they do fatass
Originally Posted by SARGE
Seventeen.
Originally Posted by Big Dave
dead on..
who told?
Oooh, can you smell the fear??Originally Posted by SARGE
Or is that the stench of Cowpoos?
Or bullshit.
BTW: They don't use muskets anymore and I wont be wearing a red coat. Or a towel on my head.
Originally Posted by The_Dover
no... i think thats Poos..
i'll just tell the police i thought you were my kid and i cant talk to them until ive mourned sufficiantly
i'll get off with a slap on the hand AND i'll get the fucking film rights
It's NOT a towel... it is a "little sheet" don't ya know...Originally Posted by The_Dover
TOP QUOTE: “The problem with socialism is that sooner or later you run out of other people’s money.”
cough....splutter....cough...BASTARDS!Originally Posted by SARGE
You just made me spill some perfectly good beer...sorry, gotta go, I better try and "hoover" it up before it soaks in......
Screw you all. I thought I was funny
To every man upon this earth
Death cometh sooner or late
And how can a man die better
Than facing fearful odds
For the ashes of his fathers
And the temples of his Gods
Dear Texas Air National Guard
Please excuse my boy George Jr from turning up for a while as he has other stuff to do(ps let us know when you guys have finished with the routine drug testing).By the way, good work on keeping the texas skys free from vietcong.
sincerely
George Bush Snr
GW is the reason I no longer have any respect for the office of the president. The US people are going to pay a huge price for a long time for the crap hes doing. But dont worry, he will still be the rich spoilt prat that he always was, well maybe a little richer.
Happy birthdays GW, your not a hundredth of the man your father is, may your birds come home to roost one day.
Friendly fire anybody??Originally Posted by SARGE
The most technologically advanced nation on the plant, ran by idjiots for idjiots and they can't speak to each other on the 'playing field'....Never mind at colemans
americans huh!
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