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    Cinderella........ an oldy but a goody

    CINDERELLA wants to go to the ball, but her wicked stepmother won't let her.


    As Cinderella sits crying in the garden, her fairy godmother appears, and promised to provide Cinderella with everything she needs to go to the ball, but only on two conditions. "First, you must wear a diaphragm."

    Cinderella agrees. "What's the second condition?"

    "You must be home by 2:00 a.m. Any later, and your diaphragm will turn into a pumpkin."

    Cinderella agrees to be home by 2:00 a.m. The appointed hour comes and goes, and Cinderella doesn't show up. Finally, at 5:00 a.m. Cinderella shows up, looking love struck and very satisfied.

    "Where have you been?" demands the Fairy Godmother. "Your diaphragm was supposed to turn into a pumpkin three hours ago!!!"

    "I met a prince, Fairy Godmother. He took care of everything."

    The Fairy Godmother stated, "I know of no prince with that kind of power! Tell me his name!"



    Cinderella replied, "I can't remember, exactly; Peter, Peter, something or other..."
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    I don't get it?

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Beast
    I don't get it?

    have you not heard of peter peter pumpkin eater !!!!!!!!!!!

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    True... Is he from Hamilton?

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Beast
    True... Is he from Hamilton?
    hahahaha


    *I resemble that remark*

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    mmm, I can understand that. I love eating pumpkin.
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