How often do PICKLES come up in people's lives? Honestly? I never see pickles except inside cheeseburgers.
And why oh why did she become a waitress?
There's Life, the Universe and Everything, but I prefer pizza.
That's a new one! Wonder who attacked her with a pickle when she was little?! Don't mind them myself and Mark even has a jar in the fridge. Couldn't imagine going through life that scared of a food....
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Not sure whether to feel sorry for her or just slap some sense into her.
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Never drink the pickle juice until all the pickles have gone, you don't want to get a pickle in your eye...
She is gonna have problems when she gets married!
The others aren't much better....
They shall not grow old as we that are left grow old.
Age shall not weary them nor the years condemn.
At the going down of the sun and in the evening,
we will remember them
What a loser!
that can't be real lol
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I would have set the stage up to dump a whole lot of pickles on her head. Haha. Now that would be entertainment.
Fear of whatever is real. The thing is they're probably reffering fear onto whatever they're scared of from some other issues.
They shall not grow old as we that are left grow old.
Age shall not weary them nor the years condemn.
At the going down of the sun and in the evening,
we will remember them
Did you notice the shape and size of the pickles she was most afraid of?
Something sinister from way back perhaps?
Tickle my pickle perhaps, with mustard!
Mayonnaise even?
Some dirty bastard with an errant sausage disguised as a pickle when she was little maybe!Pretty strange behaviour either way!
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