For those that have been asking how wet me farm is...

**justsomeguy** · 10th July 2006, 18:17

Phewww.........

Good luck with it all.

Looks like you're gonna need all your strength.

I'd come and help, but I don't like getting my hands wet, so you're on your own sorry.

**Colapop** · 10th July 2006, 18:23

We could have a clean-up piss up at Poos place!!

**chanceyy** · 10th July 2006, 18:32

Originally Posted by Finn

Hey Poos, did you have any contact with Civil Defence? I heard their local man, Richard Osbourne was onto it.

Finn: Good evening, Richard Osbourne Civil Defence. Am I speaking to "Poos real name"?
Poos: Oh yeah gidday.
Finn: Just checking in to see if everything is okay.
Poos: Yeah, yeah, fine mate.
Finn: Do you have road access?
Poos: Yeah mate, she's a bit flooded but okay.
Finn: Do you have power?
Poos: Yip, yip she's all go mate.
Finn: How's the stock? All accounted for?
Poos: Yeah mate, all but one. Mavis has gone missing. Oh yeah if you find her, don't listen to a word mate. She's a fucken liar! (he didn't really say that) Nah mate, I'm fine. I'm sitting at the computer with the fire roaring...
Finn: Poos you fuck knuckle, it's Finn!

Crank call!

blardy good job finn .. bling on the way

**Kornholio** · 10th July 2006, 18:49

Got Jet-skis.........

**Fatjim** · 10th July 2006, 21:47

Do cows float upside down, or right side up? If they float upside down, do the udders kinda stick up?

**Kornholio** · 10th July 2006, 21:58

Originally Posted by Fatjim

Do cows float upside down, or right side up? If they float upside down, do the udders kinda stick up?

Yep and they can breathe through the front two teets

**Madness** · 10th July 2006, 22:05

Poo's dude, you're onto a winner here. Your very own Jetsprint Aquatrack. Heaps of Jetboats out your way, just line up a few cows for the boys to corner around and it'll be awesome!.

Do the cow's give watery milk after a flood like this? You know, diluted like??