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  1. 11th July 2006, 23:20 #16
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    Scumdog forgot what day it was and went to work wearing the wrong 'uniform'

    mmmmmmmmmm.... furries...
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    In an effort to infiltrate local drug fuelled biker gangs, police attempted a camouflage outfit to crackdown on Acid labs
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    in trying to promote motocycles & safety
    B.E.A.R.s racing applyed their support

    (sorry guys)
    asked Mom if I was a gifted child ... she said they certainly wouldn't have paid for me.

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    Road kill decides to equal the score...
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    The new police "protective crash suit" was accidently triggered as the Chief commissioner inserted the ignition key.
    In the beginning, there was nothing. Then the Lord said: "Let there be light"...
    and there was still fuck all, but at least you could see it!....
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    Seeking Jin the otter police decided to go undercover !
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    After being told he rode like a muppet, officer blogs took it to heart & decided to dress accordingly
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    Porky Pig was fully booked so Brother Bear was second choice for the annual Toy Run!
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    Quote Originally Posted by ogr1
    The new police "protective crash suit" was accidently triggered as the Chief commissioner inserted the ignition key.
    You forgot to mention the radical "ear brakes"
    I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy
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  10. 12th July 2006, 10:27 #25
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    The promotion for the new full body Rossi race suit was a complete success!
    Motorcycing is not a hobby, It is a way of life!

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    After some feedback, the aspiring minister for police thought he should try a new angle on getting some public support behind him.

    Copper smurf! seen here in pursuit of a donut snatcher (in background) is really happy about his new bike.

    ( sung)"they even had bears on bikes... we got a great big convoy truckin thru the night..."

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    In the aftermath of the ticketing quota debacle, the Police Comissioner had gone overboard in generating more "warm fuzzies".
    "Atomic batteries to power...turbines to speed..."
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    So other motorists can more easily spot motorcycle riding Police Officers during the day and night, the new glow in the dark uniform just needs a few tweaks to be ready for active 24hr use.
    90% of the time spent writing this post was spent thinking of something witty to say. It may have been wasted.
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    LOL!!

    Keep up the great work!!!!!
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    due to the decline in police academy graduates....
    they now graduate those with the bear essentials
    asked Mom if I was a gifted child ... she said they certainly wouldn't have paid for me.

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