Loud and Uncouth
In the interests of economy (as always) the Police Minister decided that Police should have a combined hi-vis protective riding suit, stab-proof vest and bullet-proof jacket combined together in a package that would appear 'friendly' to the public so as to cause the issuing of tickets to be less traumatic to them.
Winding up drongos, foil hat wearers and over sensitive KBers for over 14,000 posts...........
" Life is not a rehearsal, it's as happy or miserable as you want to make it"
Forum whore
You mean you said................... get tooled up...............not dress up??
Had a bit of trouble with this one guys................that's the best I can come up with Skyryder
Free Scott Watson.
Forum whore
Spudchucka tried to sneak off to the hero parade unnoticed....Originally Posted by Skyryder
semi-retired
All i want is a warm bed and a kind word...and unlimited power
Oh well back to the drawing board:slap:
asked Mom if I was a gifted child ... she said they certainly wouldn't have paid for me.
Incredible!
The police hoped their new Pokemon costumes would help them "catch 'em all".
There's Life, the Universe and Everything, but I prefer pizza.
Incredible!
"If you go down in the woods today, you're in for a big surprise..."
There's Life, the Universe and Everything, but I prefer pizza.
Wearing Hi-Viz Black.
Thank you all for participating in this weeks caption competition!
The awards ceremony will now commence..... (drumroll please)
1st place goes to:
2nd place:
3rd place:
As promised, your bling is on its way!
Special mention should go to Hitcher with his entry:
A "highly commended" award, with special praise for the use of such subtleness in his prose has been awarded.
Well done to all involved.
Short acceptance speeches will be allowed. The bar will remain open untill 3am.
TOP QUOTE: “The problem with socialism is that sooner or later you run out of other people’s money.”
Team Brehaut Racing
No No, I really am the Police Minister.
unless you can prove it.
God made animals great and small
Some are furry, some are small
Your local police force employs them all.
This weeks international insult is in Malayalam:
Thavalayolee
You Frog Fucker
FUN LOVIN CRIMINAL
Last edited by T.W.R; 14th July 2006 at 16:27.
One, two free, floor!
Following his recent successes as mayor in Waitakere and Invercargill, Tim Shadbolt thought he'd have a go as Police Minister
$2,000 cash if you find a buyer for my house, kumeuhouseforsale@straightshooters.co.nz for details
Hardcore Biker
"Pull over you fuckin' bastard so I can write you a ticket for laughing at me. Also tell your bitch her ass is mine tonight, I'll show her what the fuzz can realy do"!
Wearing Hi-Viz Black.
Keep your monitors peeled!
Be ready for next weeks competition (unless beaten to it by Hitcher!) and also provided I have enough bling to spread around...
Think.... Black. Think "the classics", think 3-wheels, think style..... OK just think.
Same Bat time, same Bat channel!!! See you Moanday!
TOP QUOTE: “The problem with socialism is that sooner or later you run out of other people’s money.”
The desert creature
Nah, it ain't no gerbil.
"People are stupid ... almost anyone will believe almost anything. Because people are stupid, they will believe a lie because they want to believe it's true, or because they are afraid it might be true. People's heads are full of knowledge, facts, and beliefs, and most of it is false, yet they think it all true ... they can only rarely tell the difference between a lie and the truth, and yet they are confident they can, and so all are easier to fool." -- Wizard's First Rule
The Sharif don't like it!
The mobile Kiddie Fiddler!
Let's play 'find the candy stick'!
-Indy
Hey, kids! Captain Hero here with Getting Laid Tip 213 - The Backrub Buddy!
Find a chick who’s just been dumped and comfort her by massaging her shoulders, and soon, she’ll be massaging your prostate.
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