thats not far!!!! you know i don't know what that means ya arse!!!Originally Posted by Jim2
using the wrong word for something.
dilatation is something your missus would do while having your child.
Oh, and its fair, not far.
And I to my motorcycle parked like the soul of the junkyard. Restored, a bicycle fleshed with power, and tore off. Up Highway 106 continually drunk on the wind in my mouth. Wringing the handlebar for speed, wild to be wreckage forever.
- James Dickey, Cherrylog Road.
You're all right on this thread mate. I'm just still at work, taking a break and taking the pissOriginally Posted by cowpoos
How was that thunderstorm around dinner time? My wife rang me freaked out about it. Did you guys get it in the 'rapa too?
And I to my motorcycle parked like the soul of the junkyard. Restored, a bicycle fleshed with power, and tore off. Up Highway 106 continually drunk on the wind in my mouth. Wringing the handlebar for speed, wild to be wreckage forever.
- James Dickey, Cherrylog Road.
It was a rhetorical statement really.
But if you like we could use this:
Originally Posted by cowpoos
If a man is alone in the woods and there isn't a woke Hollywood around to call him racist, is he still white?
They have attained the pineapple of their art.Originally Posted by Jim2
"Standing on your mother's corpse you told me that you'd wait forever." [Bryan Adams: Summer of 69]
Variable artistes, they are.
If a man is alone in the woods and there isn't a woke Hollywood around to call him racist, is he still white?
I persist to desist that Mrs Maliprop is gagging for it.
This weeks international insult is in Malayalam:
Thavalayolee
You Frog Fucker
Worst case ontario, it's just a phrase they're going through...
"Standing on your mother's corpse you told me that you'd wait forever." [Bryan Adams: Summer of 69]
'A malapropism (from French mal à propos, "ill to purpose") is an incorrect usage of a word by substituting a similar-sounding word with different meaning, usually with comic effect. The term comes from the name of Mrs. Malaprop, a character in Richard Brinsley Sheridan's comedy, The Rivals (1775), whose name was in turn derived from the existing English word malapropos, meaning "inappropriately".'
'malapropism \mal-uh-PROP-iz-uhm\, noun:
The usually unintentionally humorous misuse of a word, especially by confusion with one of similar sound; also, an example of such misuse.
At 15, Rachel, the whiny would-be beauty queen who "cares for naught but appearances," can think only of what she misses: the five-day deodorant pads she forgot to bring, flush toilets, machine-washed clothes and other things, as she says with her willful gift for malapropism, that she has taken "for granite."
-- Michiko Kakutani, "The Poisonwood Bible': A Family a Heart of Darkness", New York Times, October 16, 1998
He also had, as a former colleague puts it, "a photogenic memory"--a malapropism that captures his gift for the social side of life, his Clintonian ability to remember names of countless people he has met only briefly.
-- Eric Pooley and S.C. Gwynne, "How George Got His Groove", Time, June 21, 1999
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Shrug i am dysliex and confused as fuck, so i got no fucken idea
It's all god. No watties.
If a man is alone in the woods and there isn't a woke Hollywood around to call him racist, is he still white?
When her puters fixed PM me, and I'll tell her how to crack acorns without using here hands in Swahili.Originally Posted by cowpoos
You must be talking about Kickaha. He's into hard core. But don't tell his good lady. She thinks Debbie does Dallas is a Lonely Planet guide to Texas.Originally Posted by cowpoos
This weeks international insult is in Malayalam:
Thavalayolee
You Frog Fucker
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