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  1. 12th July 2006, 21:46 #1
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    Question Horny, disturbing and illegal..

    wtf is it..??

    I was told by someone in passing, "oh, I had this really weird dream last night...", so of course, the follow-up line is; "yeah? what was it...??"

    "ahhh... mmmmm... nah, wasn't anything.."

    "you sure?"

    "mm... yeah, *giggle* don't worry 'bout it.."

    "k, what was it?"

    (goes on a bit more)

    "well, not saying what happened, but.... it seemed like it was horny, but it groused me out, and it is illegal..."


    so what the feck is it?

    post up suggestions and I'll see if anyone is right. So far, it doesn't seem to involve any man or woman, or for Cowpoo's benefit, any animals either...
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  2. 12th July 2006, 21:48 #2
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    Don't you have testicles to scratch, or a nose to pick, or summat?

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    done both.. still goin..

    how can I be responsible for 57.3%? I take that as an honour
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    Before I hazard a guess, I need to determine whether you were "groused" out, or "grossed" out. And, if the former, WTF that means.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hitcher
    Before I hazard a guess, I need to determine whether you were "groused" out, or "grossed" out. And, if the former, WTF that means.
    well if this in in fact a "grouse" .....
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hitcher
    Before I hazard a guess, I need to determine whether you were "groused" out, or "grossed" out. And, if the former, WTF that means.
    damnit. stupid spell checker.

    Anyway, I was neither. 'Thee' in question was grossed out..

    spell check that, ya. ff, .fnewfkjbhfjzklghsjkgfdsgfds computer...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hitcher
    Before I hazard a guess, I need to determine whether you were "groused" out, or "grossed" out. And, if the former, WTF that means.
    you truely are in a tit-ish mood tonight fella?? tut tut!
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    Does it have anything to do with a pair of gumboots and a pickle?......
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    Quote Originally Posted by cowpoos
    you truely are in a tit-ish mood tonight fella?? tut tut!
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    Quote Originally Posted by maha man
    Does it have anything to do with a pair of gumboots and a pickle?......
    hope thats not illegal!!!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hitcher
    "The shining wit of Kiwi Biker,"... Spooner...
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