Physio in Wellington

[Toast]

Just to make things really interesting, let's have a crack at human resources, marketing, IT and engineering stereotypes. That ought offend just about everyone who has contributed to this thread

Ok.

> How to recruit the right person for the job
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> Put about 100 bricks in some particular order in a
> closed room with an open window.
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> Then send 2 or 3 candidates in the room and close
> the door.
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> Leave them alone and come back after 6 hours and
> then analyze the situation.
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> If they are counting the bricks.
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> Put them in the accounts department.
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> If they are recounting them.
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> Put them in auditing .
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> If they have messed up the whole place with the
> bricks.
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> Put them in engineering .
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> If they are arranging the bricks in some strange
> order.
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> Put them in planning .
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> If they are throwing the bricks at each other.
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> Put them in operations .
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> If they are sleeping.
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> Put them in security .
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> If they have broken the bricks into pieces.
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> Put them in information technology.
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> If they are sitting idle.
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> Put them in human resources .
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> If they say they have tried different combinations,
> yet not a brick has been moved.
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> Put them in sales.
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> If they have already left for the day.
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> Put them in marketing .
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> If they are staring out of the window.
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> Put them on strategic planning .
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> And then last but not least.
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> If they are talking to each other and not a single
> brick has been moved.
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> Congratulate them and put them in top management.

[MrMelon]

Cheers for the help. Booked in to see John Xu tomorrow. I got a big crack out of my neck around lunch and got a bit of mobility back since then but it's still not back to normal. Hope this isn't an ongoing thing!

[Colapop]

You're just getting OLD!!

[Str8 Jacket]

You're just getting OLD!!

He's half your age, old man!

[Colapop]

Yeah but I'm all healed now now (thanks Jess) and back at the gym...

[MrMelon]

Well I went and saw John Xu yesterday. He stuck pins in my back till I was feeling rather porcupineish but it didn't make me feel any better at the time... then I woke up this morning and my neck's feeling better than it did to begin with! Those chinese sure know how to skewer people!

Cheers for the advice.

[James Deuce]

Freaking odd how that works. Still, a 6000 year old tradition should have at least a couple of things right.

Good to hear you a feeling better.

[Colapop]

.... look out - I'm behind you! Ok I can't say that now coz you can look an see me... That Shiatzu is good for the neck too!