Ah,Mr Murphy - how can I help you?

[merv]

No word or visit from the cops yet - any bets if they will,or if they do how many days...or weeks for a response?

Probably only interested if he sped away from the scene.

[claire]

Must be happening everywhere. We haven't lost one from our shop much the same drill as yours keys out of them when they're outside but we received a letter from our local Community Constable last week recommending we lock cars outside the workshop as there have been vehicles stolen or have had stuff stolen out of them.

Hope you manage to catch up with the creep the police appear to be 24 hours behind him already so it doesn't look like they catch up with him anytime soon

[Jesus Christ]

Yeah I'll straighten him out- just like I'd love to do to you Skyrider! (in Christian love of course)

Zed, try not to be such a condescending clown if you can. It sheds a bad light on all the good the rest of the sheep do.

[Zed]

It sheds a bad light on all the good the rest of the sheep do.

Well I'm glad you recognise that Christianity does some good!! Amen to that- even if it does come from a blasphemous infidel such as yourself.

Mark 13:5 (the teaching of Christ) And Jesus answering them began to say, Take heed lest any man deceive you: 6 For many shall come in my name, saying, I am Christ; and shall deceive many.

[Jesus Christ]

Well I'm glad you recognise that Christianity does some good!!

I think you may have misunderstood the reference made to sheep

[Zed]

I think you may have misunderstood the reference made to sheep

Not at all:

John 10:11 I am the good shepherd: the good shepherd giveth his life for the sheep.

John 10:14 I am the good shepherd, and know my sheep, and am known of mine.

1 Peter 2:21 For even hereunto were ye called: because Christ also suffered for us, leaving us an example, that ye should follow his steps: 22 Who did no sin, neither was guile found in his mouth: 23 Who, when he was reviled, reviled not again; when he suffered, he threatened not; but committed himself to him that judgeth righteously: 24 Who his own self bare our sins in his own body on the tree, that we, being dead to sins, should live unto righteousness: by whose stripes ye were healed. 25 For ye were as sheep going astray; but are now returned unto the Shepherd and Bishop of your souls.

[Jesus Christ]

Not at all:

John 10:11 I am the good shepherd: the good shepherd giveth his life for the sheep.

John 10:14 I am the good shepherd, and know my sheep, and am known of mine.

1 Peter 2:21 For even hereunto were ye called: because Christ also suffered for us, leaving us an example, that ye should follow his steps: 22 Who did no sin, neither was guile found in his mouth: 23 Who, when he was reviled, reviled not again; when he suffered, he threatened not; but committed himself to him that judgeth righteously: 24 Who his own self bare our sins in his own body on the tree, that we, being dead to sins, should live unto righteousness: by whose stripes ye were healed. 25 For ye were as sheep going astray; but are now returned unto the Shepherd and Bishop of your souls.

Yes, I can see you truely understood the sheep comment.

[FROSTY:Me]

go on zed -take it back to your thread

[Motu]

AAAAAHHHHH NNNNOOOOO!!!!!! GET OFF MY THREAD YOU FUCKING BILBE BASHING LOWLIFES>

[vifferman]

Now take it easy. Motu.

Just take a few deep breaths.
Relax.....




Now,pick up a fookin big hammer and beat the crap outta summat!!

[Zed]

AAAAAHHHHH NNNNOOOOO!!!!!!

I'm not taking all the blame!

I wonder what "Jesus" would have to say to that.

Skyrider started the ball rolling- it's him who should tame his mouth.

That'll fix the bastard. Better still report him to Zed.

I'm done on this thread Motu.


Zed

[Allah]

AAAAAHHHHH NNNNOOOOO!!!!!! GET OFF MY THREAD YOU FUCKING BILBE BASHING LOWLIFES>

MOTU, BE AT PEACE MY SON - I HAVE A SPECIAL PLACE IN PARADISE FOR TRIALS RIDERS (MY OBSERVERS ONLY HAVE ONE FINGER).

[rodgerd]

Hope you manage to catch up with the creep the police appear to be 24 hours behind him already so it doesn't look like they catch up with him anytime soon

You'd be surprised. Some arsehole broke into one of my cars last year and destroyed the dash while trying to hotwire it; they settled for nicking stuff out of it.

Police caught them the same weekend. They pulled them over at a roadside WOF check and the dumb bastards still had stolen stuff in the back of their van.

[Big Dog]

I used to not lock my cages that were under $1500 as any damage done breaking in was likely to be more than the cost or replacing the car. Never had an unlocked one stolen.
Locked ones.....
The same coon 3x..... each time it was returned a few days later with a full tank of gas. Once with a new warrant as that had expired. No damage but it unlocked off any Ford key.

1 x motorbike xs250. Damage :$350 fucked ignition, loom and steering lock.

Holden Camira dumped two blocks away with a hand written note (fix your brakes). Damage none... brake pads $45 experience priceless. Seems they broke ito the house while I was at work and took the keys off the bedside. Brake pads were sitting on the coffee table waiting for some sunshine so I could do them.

Holden Gemini found with a seized motor at end of drive. None but the dash needed re assembly. The engine was fine when I tried it a few days later, but it seized again when I sold it 10 days later.


Another 'Coon found at end of street in the middle of road with blown head gasket. Damage: steering collumn dissassmbled head gasket (that was already blown, I had the parts in the shed just haddn't done it yet cos of the rain)

Another 'coon found on front lawn with blown diff, roughly where I left it. Dicks tried to spin it up without lettin of the h/brake. Damage one diff and by now the dis assembled steering column is no prob.

Moral 1. Don't own anything worth stealing if you want a good nights sleep.

Moral 2. If you are going to steal from me bring some overalls and plenty of tools or wait until after a few days of sunshine.

[Big Dog]

Oh and then there was the honda. Purchase price $9 change of ownership, hadn't got around to that yet.

was found blocking a driveway the following day after being driven at speed down bethells beach (we followed the tracks that far) Damage: couldn't be fucked fixing it threw it away. Cost: $3k worth of tools and power tools.