Bribery

**Lou Girardin** · 14th July 2006, 12:50

P/F just mentioned bribing cops in another thread.
So who would be in favour of a little donation to a cops personal benevolent fund if he caught you bang to rights and you could avoid all that suspension/demerit/fine unpleasantness?

**GR81** · 14th July 2006, 12:58

good luck finding a cop who would take bribes lol

although i wouldnt put it past Dynamytus50, although i think he would rather take sexual favours

**Lou Girardin** · 14th July 2006, 13:03

Originally Posted by GR81

good luck finding a cop who would take bribes lol

although i wouldnt put it past Dynamytus50, although i think he would rather take sexual favours

I think I'd rather have the susp/fine/demerits and general unpleasantness.
No offence there D50. You're just not my type, being a bloke and all that.

**ManDownUnder** · 14th July 2006, 13:06

Swapp all that "unpleasantness" for an ever increasing on the spot payment schedule seems a dumb move to me.

"You don't pay me $200 - I'll do you for xyz"
"But I didn't xyz"
"That's not the way I see it"

**placidfemme** · 14th July 2006, 13:17

The bribery I was talking about was back in Zimbabwe, I think the cops here would get into too much trouble if caught so its not worth it...

As an answer to your question... In my case it would depend on the circumstances that I was involved in... but reality is... I never have any money so I wouldn't be able to bribe one if I wanted to

**Squeak the Rat** · 14th July 2006, 13:22

Yeah, with MDU.

Bribery aint a good scene. I had a [dodgy] mate who travelled through sth america. He bought a small bag of pot from the owner of a guest house where he was staying - the owner offered it for sale. Next thing some cops bust in, find the grass and give him an "instant fine" of US$200. Obviously dobbed in by the fecker who sold it to him. They left the pot and me mate was so paranoid about them returning that he smoked the whole bag that night. But then he started getting more paranoid but that's a different story.....

Having said that, if a lovely officer offered to let me off with a warning for doing 210kph for a small fee, I'd be mighty tempted.....

**Biff** · 14th July 2006, 13:41

No probs here. Having lived in Hungary for almost a year it'd be just like old times again.

**Patrick** · 14th July 2006, 13:47

Give it a go... then you can play mamas and papas with fat ugly hairy scumbags.....

**Swoop** · 14th July 2006, 15:29

The majority of London police are bent and "aparently" the best place to source drugs is from a copper there....

Queensland police.......... says it all really.

**eliot-ness** · 14th July 2006, 15:40

Originally Posted by Lou Girardin

P/F just mentioned bribing cops in another thread.
So who would be in favour of a little donation to a cops personal benevolent fund if he caught you bang to rights and you could avoid all that suspension/demerit/fine unpleasantness?

Tried it once but I only had a dollar on me and he wouldn't give change

**The_Dover** · 14th July 2006, 15:41

Originally Posted by Patrick

Give it a go... then you can play mamas and papas with the fat ugly hairy scumbags.....

I think Lou meant cash, not sexual favours.

**Lou Girardin** · 14th July 2006, 15:46

Originally Posted by Patrick

Give it a go... then you can play mamas and papas with fat ugly hairy scumbags.....

His name is scumDOG, and I don't think he'd like you calling him fat and hairy.

**bobsmith** · 14th July 2006, 16:01

One of my friends told me that back in Russia, they always kept their licence with $50 note (or whatever currenty they have).... He used to drive like a nutcase and apprently it never failed him.

**Swoop** · 14th July 2006, 16:05

Originally Posted by bobsmith

One of my friends told me that back in Russia, they always kept their licence with $50 note (or whatever currenty they have).... He used to drive like a nutcase and apprently it never failed him.

*cough* Queensland *cough*