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    Scots wedding planner

    Two Scots, Archie and Jock, are sitting in the pub discussing Jock's forthcoming wedding. "Ach, it's all going grand," says Jock. "I've got everything organised already: the flowers, the church, the cars, the reception, the rings, the minister, even ma stag night...

    Archie nods approvingly. "Havens, I've even bought a kilt to be married in!" continues Jock. "A kilt?" exclaims Archie, "That's braw, you'll look pure smart in that! "And what's the tartan?" Archie then enquires.

    "Och," says Jock, "I'd imagine she'll be in white..."
    "Standing on your mother's corpse you told me that you'd wait forever." [Bryan Adams: Summer of 69]

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    Can somebody explain this joke please.
    Thanks.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Flyingpony
    Can somebody explain this joke please.
    Thanks.

    got brain freeze??????????????whats the tart in.................
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    very good................!!

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    hehehehehehe, very good

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