Heads up folks.

**The_Dover** · 17th July 2006, 14:42

Doesn't look like the pigs are gonna be getting much then.

No wonder they're so pissed off. Sexual frustration in uniform.

**placidfemme** · 17th July 2006, 14:45

Originally Posted by The_Dover

Doesn't look like the pigs are gonna be getting much then.

No wonder they're so pissed off. Sexual frustration in uniform.

yeah well with a pick up line like this wadda ya expect:

you have the right to scream and moan
anything you say and do will be held against you in a sexually incorrect manner
if you do not have any toys some will be provided to you
if you have any questions I need to tighten the gag....

**skidMark** · 17th July 2006, 16:21

poor you dover now you can't pray on small innocent children of the corn

like tristan

**N4CR** · 17th July 2006, 16:36

Originally Posted by markauckland

poor you dover now you can't pray on small innocent children of the corn

like tristan

Sorry but I think I have lost track of the latest drugs on the market mark, WHAT TEH FUCK ARE YOU ON!>?

**MattRSK** · 17th July 2006, 17:22

Message to Big Brother.

Im going out in twenty minutes. Going to break the speed limit. Going to break it by a lot. Come find me.

**sAsLEX** · 17th July 2006, 17:31

Originally Posted by Squeak the Rat

Call me paranoid but that's why I edited a post this morning and deleted the location of my ride in the weekend...

I dont care I just got home after wheeliying the entire Southern Motorway, Drunk at over 300kmhr!!

**Storm** · 17th July 2006, 22:01

To Big Wanker, pt 2:

-I'm a f%$king hooligan, I just came home doing 71km/h in a 70 zone, 52 in a 50, and 112 on the open road- oh yeah, and I helped a car to pissbowl a possum, so be sure to inform the RSPCA and all other relevant treehugging fags

**Storm** · 17th July 2006, 22:03

Originally Posted by sAsLEX

I dont care I just got home after wheeliying the entire Southern Motorway, Drunk at over 300kmhr!!

But were you interfered with as a child?Mommy smacked you too much? Remember, if you were, nothing you ever do is your fault.

**sAsLEX** · 17th July 2006, 22:15

Originally Posted by Storm

But were you interfered with as a child?Mommy smacked you too much? Remember, if you were, nothing you ever do is your fault.

nope but I am black and that trumps the abuse card!

**Edbear** · 18th July 2006, 08:40

Um! Don't we already have several cops on KB...? I'm sure they would have had numerous opportunities to target KBers over the time this Forum has been running...?

**Lou Girardin** · 18th July 2006, 08:50

Maybe, but Spud and Scummy are out in the sticks, D50 is stuck in a cage getting cats out of trees. Patrick is only a threat to the 'Naki guys. Bikey cop is in Sarf Auck so he only sees Islanders in old piece of shit cars. And that leaves Nodman, but there's only one of him.
The odds seem fairly good to me.

**Edbear** · 18th July 2006, 10:33

Originally Posted by Lou Girardin

The odds seem fairly good to me.

Mmmmm! Unless they let slip to their mates... Not sayin' they would of course! O'course those of us who ride within the law have nothing to fear...

As somebody said, one should consider speeding tickets as a "fun tax"! I prefer to minimise my taxes and haven't had a ticket since about '95 when I got caught by a fixed camera at 61k in Auck. Had many moments when thought, "Glad I wasn't speeding!" though!

One advantage of riding and older, less powerful bike is the lower risk of giving in to temptation. Or is it 'cause I'm an older, less powerful biker...?

**The_Dover** · 18th July 2006, 10:39

My problem with the pigs using this site to organise a sting on a group ride is that it is akin to a pig who smokes a little weed (do I hear cries of derision, yeah right, the pigs don't toke!) dobbing in all his mates while on shift, after passing the bong around with them the night before.

Don't even get me started on their sexual escapades...