Man sells ARSE on trademe

[Marley]

Damn, everyone thinks it's a joke, so they haven't bid. A pretty desirable item I thought. It's in the sports memorabilia section:
Sports memorabilia

(And this is the auction:
Auction)

[The_Dover]

Only a scooter rider would be searching tardme for "ARSE for Sale".

What were you trying to procure?

[WRT]

He was searching and you replied . . . we know what he was trying to "procure" - the question now is, what are you trying to purvey?

[The_Dover]

I've got a stable of he-bitches and can provide a man for any occasion.

What kind of mangina do you desire Walt? I'm sure one of my man whores will be more than happy to accomodate you.

[WRT]

LOL I'm sure you do. So was your rooting and persecuting a result of sampling your own wares too much?

[The_Dover]

No, I didn't realise I needed a licence to run a stable of more than 4 he-pussies.

God damned law..........