Belstaff sign £1 million deal with Kate Moss

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Will the new line include a "snort pocket" for all yer gear?

[Bob]

Will the new line include a "snort pocket" for all yer gear?

I believe I already used that gag...

... Actually, my wife came up with a useful view on this whole thing of signing Kate Moss for your advertising campaign. I would say it is a dead cert that her contracts all have cancellation clauses based on her being sacked if she is spotted vacuuming up anything white, be it sugar, Shake 'n' Vac or whatever.

You get lots of free publicity for hiring her... and if she is seen snorting enough "funny powder" up her nose to kill a bull elephant once again, then you cancel the contract, get back the money for the rest of the term, plus get lots of free publicity as the papers all say "Moss has lost contracts with..." and print your name in big, shiny letters all over their publications.

So for the advertiser, it is a win-win situation!