I don't care how much money they spend on this. There just aint any nice way of saying, gimme your licence you gota walk.
Skyryder
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I don't care how much money they spend on this. There just aint any nice way of saying, gimme your licence you gota walk.
Skyryder
Free Scott Watson.
Seated in heavenly places
I don't see why such basic skills can't be taught to all pleece when they go through the training academy??Originally Posted by Ixion
$900 a head for such learning is ridiculous, and I'm not too chuffed about helping pay for it!
Jesus built my Gixxer
More like...[see user title above]
Built for speed, not for comfort
Loud and Uncouth
Boss thinks it may help me:
"Eyes giving you trouble sir?
"No, why?"
"Couldn't see a marked car from 50 metres on staright road in a 50 area on a sunny day, - or your speed either"
"You...."
But in truth the guy did not deserve the term 'sir'.
And it wasn't Lou.
Winding up drongos, foil hat wearers and over sensitive KBers for over 14,000 posts...........
" Life is not a rehearsal, it's as happy or miserable as you want to make it"
Easy Biker
Not sure if it was Kiwi Host training but a smart arse HP cop gave me a ticket a few years back when I was towing the trailer when the limit was still 80 and as he handed it to me he said "aren't you going to say thank you?" - like hell I would thank him for something I didn't want - WTF!!
Cheers
Merv
Immature and proud of it.
I never used 'Sir', always 'driver'. Tone and inflexion achieved the point..
And it wasn't Lou.
Speed doesn't kill people.
Stupidity kills people.
Loud and Uncouth
This knob never deserved the term 'driver' either.
Too busy looking to see how many mates were watching him fang it down the road (brrrrm-tissh,-brrrrrrm-tissh) to notice a marked cop car.
How would he notice anything less on the road???
Motorbike, kid crossing road etc.
Winding up drongos, foil hat wearers and over sensitive KBers for over 14,000 posts...........
" Life is not a rehearsal, it's as happy or miserable as you want to make it"
Salted Pork
Did you use the "I see" phrase when someone was giving you a bullshit excuse too? Seems like a polite way of saying "What a load of f&%ken bollocks" or was it more a case of "Really, well I'm sorry but I just don't give a f$#k"?
Immature and proud of it.
Yeah, "I see" was a goodie. Amazing how two words could wind some people up.
I NEVER used, "May I have your drivers licence for inspection please".
You may as well have said "I'm 5 minutes out of training and don't know my arse from my elbow".
Speed doesn't kill people.
Stupidity kills people.
Large Falcon Collider
'Right' always does it for me (in a non-offical role you understand).
"If life gives you a shit sandwich..." someone please complete this expression
Loud and Uncouth
From another perspective; when you hear them start off with "I was just...."
you mentally go "Uh-ha, here goes a good story"
Winding up drongos, foil hat wearers and over sensitive KBers for over 14,000 posts...........
" Life is not a rehearsal, it's as happy or miserable as you want to make it"
Immature and proud of it.
It's a kind of drawled, drawn out rriiiiiight! Bored yawn is optional.
Speed doesn't kill people.
Stupidity kills people.
Salted Pork
Accompanied by the sound of the perforation ripping as the ticket is torn out of the ticket book.
Salted Pork
I might have to try that one just for a laugh.
Immature and proud of it.
I know who'll be laughing. Make sure you've got your newest uniform on, and your boots are freshly polished.
You're probably too grizzled to look like a newbie though.
Speed doesn't kill people.
Stupidity kills people.
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