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  1. #31
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    1st August 2004 - 16:19
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    Quote Originally Posted by ManDownUnder
    Does this mena the customer will always be right??

    'coz that's not the way it works at the IRD...
    With you on that those fuckers should go on the course!
    Second is the fastest loser

    "It is better to have ridden & crashed than never to have ridden at all" by Bruce Bennett

    DB is the new Porridge. Cause most of the mods must be sucking his cock ..... Or his giving them some oral help? How else can you explain it?

  2. #32
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    10th December 2003 - 13:00
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lou Girardin
    I know who'll be laughing. Make sure you've got your newest uniform on, and your boots are freshly polished.
    You're probably too grizzled to look like a newbie though.
    Actually my clean living and healthy lifestyle have helped me to maintain my youthfull good looks. But since the organisation won't pay for my boots I'm afraid that the old grubby ones I wear now will probably give me away.

  3. #33
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    30th April 2004 - 11:20
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    Quote Originally Posted by spudchucka
    the old grubby ones I wear now will probably give me away.

    (This was just begging to be said)


    or.... it could be the smell of bacon
    FINE. This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

  4. #34
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    12th July 2003 - 01:10
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lou Girardin
    I NEVER used, "May I have your drivers licence for inspection please".
    You may as well have said "I'm 5 minutes out of training and don't know my arse from my elbow".
    Must try that too - sounds a shitload more professional than my usual "Ya got a licence on ya? a real one?, not one of those funny coloured learner or resticted ones?

    'Course you have to pick the driver/situation, little old ladies just look puzzled when they hear it.
    Winding up drongos, foil hat wearers and over sensitive KBers for over 14,000 posts...........
    " Life is not a rehearsal, it's as happy or miserable as you want to make it"

  5. #35
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    Quote Originally Posted by PuppetMaster
    (This was just begging to be said)


    or.... it could be the smell of bacon
    You're a funny guy! Did you think that up all by yourself?

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