we all love marky

[NSR-Dan]

i thought this might crack a few people up that are commen in the chat room.

u may all call me insane...i sold my tzr to have the dosh to buy one

couldnt be bothered with tzr so i bought a mini chopper it's annoying having to clean peoples drool off it though hahaha people always want to talk about it it's like can i take my dinner home before it's room temperature or are you going to ask me every detail for 2 hours :|

good to look at people think they kickass i mean one guy had a sit on it and got me to take a pic on his cellphone the other day....

in pieces right not going into the paint shop to get a custom paintjob...all bow to my metalflake...when ive got it :P

in conclusion...
Positives:
they look cool

Negatives:

people won't stop asking about it it gets annoying after a while

they vibrate like crazy

they have no rear suspention so you get a sore ass so quickly

the seat padding is so thin it would be better to sit on a slab of concrete

nobody sees you

you wonder whats going to happen if you stall at the lights when the big truck behind you probably doesnt even know you are there

office chairs handle better round corners

you fear a single piece of gravel on the road

and speedbumps are the grim reaper ...


just a bit of a difference in numbers of positives to negatives...

but everybody thinks your a legand so it's worth it even if you can't ride 10 km without having to get off and rest ur ass

his other post on the same forum further down the track

thousands upon thousans of mini choppers have been sold bike sales are through the roof these things are everywhere....now hang on a fucking minute...where are they all then i aint seen one on the roads in over four months...oh there was that one broken down on the side of the road which i fixed for the guy then went on my way ( since i know chinese bikes inside out)

the rest of them are OMFG you guessed it folks...sitting in back sheds broken down with snapped frames fucked motors rusty chrome etc...mini choppers are piles of shit

[Mr. Peanut]

Hey, it learns

[andrea]

hey now hang on he shouldnt have a problem with the bike vibrating hard out, i thought mark was into that sorta thing you know things that vibrate hard out. thats it markauckland return the xtra xtra large horsey dildo and the dvds are now 2 months overdue "animal sensations" and "position impossible made possible"