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Thread: The Christian Smacking Manual!!

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    I don't think its limited to just the ugly chicks...
    I'm not a complete idiot... some pieces are missing

    Quote Originally Posted by DingDong
    "Hi... I rang about the cats you have for sale..."..... "oh... you have children.... how much for the children?"

    mucho papoosa bueno no panocha

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    Quote Originally Posted by emaN
    Since when are us KB'rs so ready believe what the media says?!

    I'm guessing the "10-15 minute process" includes talking to the child, explaining what they've done & what will now happen, the smack (if any) and room time.
    Wow, it is great to see someone who has brains.

    As mentioned by emaN, the media are just hyping this up to create a sensation that is going to sell their bullshit.

    Anyway, I love it when these threads pop up on Kiwi Biker because you really learn who is a mindless moron and who is intelligent enough to be worthy of respect.

    Abuse by my definition is punishment without reason.


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    You also learn who is an arrogant, opinionated and judgemental toss pot.

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    Quote Originally Posted by The_Dover
    You also learn who is an arrogant, opinionated and judgemental toss pot.
    Come on now Dovey, don't be so hard on yourself.

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    I'm always hard.

    On myself and others.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fatjim
    Yes, but should they be smacked when they're still in the womb?

    And are to children allowed to smack each other, for sport?
    Yes to both questions. Any little fucker caught kicking his mother in the ribs prior to birth deserves a damn good slapping, especially if said kicking happens in the middle of the night and wakes her.

    And half the fun of watching kids is watching them kick shit out of each other then run crying to their mummies. Prepares them well for playing rugby when they get older.
    Yes, I am pedantic about spelling and grammar so get used to it!

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    Smacking is not violence - it's a deterent. There is a huge difference between 3 smacks on the arse using your hand and punching a kid in the head. If more parents were taught how to parent using a variety of displinary methods then kids behaviour will improve.
    That and bringing back corporal punishment in schools and compulsory military training (if you haven't got a job or studying then do some time in the military - the cost can be offset by the saving of benefits, now and in the future)
    They shall not grow old as we that are left grow old.
    Age shall not weary them nor the years condemn.
    At the going down of the sun and in the evening,
    we will remember them

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    Having skimmed the whole thing, including the usual collapse into discussions of lesbian politicians, I can safely say that I am the first to state the obvious:

    I was smacked as a child, and I'll beat the shit out of anyone who says it gave me violent tendencies.

    You may now return to your normal programming. As it were.

    Dave

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    Quote Originally Posted by The_Dover
    You also learn who is an arrogant, opinionated and judgemental toss pot.
    Fuck you too!

    Still on for tonight mate? Nasty weather for it but I'm tough.

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    Quote Originally Posted by The_Dover
    I'm always hard.

    On myself and others.
    And Finn is soliciting??

    If Dover asks to ride pillion, run to the nearest wall!!!
    Boyd hh er Suzuki are my heroes!
    The best deals, all the time!

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    The_Dover does not ride pillion.

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    Quote Originally Posted by The_Dover
    The_Dover does not ride pillion.
    Its hard to be hard on someone else if you're up front!!!
    Boyd hh er Suzuki are my heroes!
    The best deals, all the time!

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    Pfft wooden spoons, they were to easy to break. The olds then moved on to poplar branches but along came alkathene...goddam they were a tough one to beat, somehow they mysteriously kept disappearing but that was all good cos the old man had a hundred metre roll at the cowshed :/

    I sorta turned out alright I spose...havent got kids myself but would probably smack them if were up to no good...not with alkathene tho :X
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    Religion!
    Don't ya just love it.........Tis the main cause for all the UNHOLY crap that occurrs on this shit 'ole planet.

    Burn all the parasites that preach this "fear of God" bullshit.
    No better than f@@kin witches if you ask me!

    There.......... I feel much better now.
    In the beginning, there was nothing. Then the Lord said: "Let there be light"...
    and there was still fuck all, but at least you could see it!....

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    10-15 minutes is a long time to smack your kids up man?
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