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    Quote Originally Posted by emaN
    Ta for the confidence vote H!
    I'll bring them up in the ways of The PlayStation
    But im guessing not the ways of San Andreas.....
    "Some people are like clouds, once they fuck off, it's a great day!"

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    good work Eman
    Congratulations!

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    Quote Originally Posted by emaN
    doh!
    Here's to lots of those 'sometimes'!!
    Hehe, wondered if you'd pick up on that...
    Exploring pastures anew...

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    Quote Originally Posted by emaN
    (hope he/she don't mind riding, fishing, shooting, hanging out with their old man!)
    How do you know it'll be a he/she?

    Quote Originally Posted by emaN
    sorry dude, bike ain't going anywhere fast!
    you've got that right

    and your wife's not fat yet
    Quote Originally Posted by Dean View Post
    Ok im coming out of my closet just this one time , I too kinda have a curvy figure which makes it worse beacuse im a guy. Well the waist kinda goes in and the bum pushes out. When I was in college the girls in my year would slap me on the arse and squeeze because apparently it is firm, tight... I wear jeans
    .....if I find this as a signature Ill hunt you down, serious, capice?

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    Str8:
    San Andreas got traded for F1 a while back! But they didn't want that massive 'manual',so still got that...

    KF;
    cheers dude! i'll make sure i get a MotoTT trackday done soon 'to celebrate', and another when he/she's born, 'to celebrate'
    see ya next Fri anyhow!

    KS;
    i'm currently in training for 'reading b/w the lines', as i hear it comes in handy when dealing with preggie mrs's!

    Tboy;
    faster than yours (in a straight line) anyday!
    btw, have a good walk in today?
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    Congratulations Jon & Tash!!! r4q2 is right ya know....you need practice...I got a couple you can practise with, how 'bout every other weekend?

    Excellent news! Hope it all goes smoothly for the two of you
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    Quote Originally Posted by emaN
    Str8:
    San Andreas got traded for F1 a while back! But they didn't want that massive 'manual',so still got that...
    Chuck it on tardme, you never know you might make enough $$ to buy a box of beers to celebrate!
    "Some people are like clouds, once they fuck off, it's a great day!"

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    Thanks Gob!
    (see what ya miss out on when you don't come t'the pub?! )
    Dude, you got a TEENAGER! What kinda sick cruel joke would that be?! I need time, plenty of tiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiime!

    Str8;
    yeh, i could...but that'd mean putting down a $10 (is it still?) to sell something probly not worth much more.
    (mite check the sellmefree site tho'...)
    "Fit a front tyre you love, and put something round & black on the back"
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    Quote Originally Posted by emaN
    Str8;
    yeh, i could...but that'd mean putting down a $10 (is it still?) to sell something probly not worth much more.
    (mite check the sellmefree site tho'...)
    hmm, I wouldnt know as Ive never used Trade me. If you have a fire at home you could use it for that...
    "Some people are like clouds, once they fuck off, it's a great day!"

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    Congrats man.

    BTW, you think this missus behaves strangly now, wait till she's had a couple of kids, they go real loopy.

    Str8, maybe having a womb full is a great way to get that extra ballast you need.
    Some things are worth dying for, living is one of them.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fatjim
    Str8, maybe having a womb full is a great way to get that extra ballast you need.
    Cant, im allergic...
    "Some people are like clouds, once they fuck off, it's a great day!"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fatjim
    Congrats man.
    Cheers dude!

    There you go Str8, an "obvious" solution to your 'predicament' too!
    "Fit a front tyre you love, and put something round & black on the back"
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    Quote Originally Posted by emaN
    There you go Str8, an "obvious" solution to your 'predicament' too!
    I really am allergic....
    "Some people are like clouds, once they fuck off, it's a great day!"

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    So was i, for 8yrs!
    Lookin' forward (with trepidation) to seeing how I'll cope!
    "Fit a front tyre you love, and put something round & black on the back"
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    Shot man

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