The Alternative New Zealand Road Code

**Quartida** · 19th July 2006, 18:10

What the Road Code should be like.

**MattRSK** · 19th July 2006, 18:31

Thats brilliant. See that it gets published into the next one please!!

**Oakie** · 19th July 2006, 19:15

Most excellent!

**paturoa** · 19th July 2006, 20:27

excellent

wonder what a cage one would look like if re-written eg

Q. When approaching a passing lane and you have 137 vehicles backed up behind you cos you have been driving at 82kmph you should:

a) maintain your speed in the left lane allowing others to pass.
b) you should never be in this position because you will have pulled over long before this and not have 137 vehicles behind you.
c) proceed at the same speed up the right lane forcing passing in the left lane.
d) move to the left lane and quickly accelerate to 109 kmph, so that only 1 vehicle can get past but will caught at the speed trap at the end of the passing lane at 125 (note, immediately following the end of the passing lane slow back down to 82kmph)

**Quartida** · 19th July 2006, 20:37

You mean that d) is not the correct answer?

Dammit.

**Swoop** · 20th July 2006, 11:22

A very informative guide, but I notice it dosen't mention the fact that numberplates are optional for bikes.

A nasty oversight on the publishers part!

**froggyfrenchman** · 20th July 2006, 11:29

Fuggen briliant

**Macktheknife** · 20th July 2006, 12:55

Brilliant! I love it.

**Quartida** · 20th July 2006, 23:21

Originally Posted by Swoop

A very informative guide, but I notice it dosen't mention the fact that numberplates are optional for bikes.

A nasty oversight on the publishers part!

It also fails to mention that it is best to place the warrant of fitness over part of a number plate to make it impossible to get the rego.

Hmm...I think there needs to be an "Updated Alternative New Zealand Road Code (with KB input)"