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  1. 20th July 2006, 11:42 #16
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    I can imagine it now.... Sir do you know how fast you were going?
    Hey, dont I know you from somewhere?
    Have a nice day sir just watch your speed.

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    I don't see what the problem is. She's doing a job that, while legal, some people find distasteful. So she took up a part time job as a hooker.
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  3. 20th July 2006, 12:31 #18
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    Even if prostitution wasn't legal, they couldn't touch her clients - they're within the law.
    Adds a whole new meaning to shooting up the sheriff
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    I shot in the Sherrif, I swear it was an accident......da dum dum
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    I'd blow into that mouthpiece.

    And Finn, you are not alone. If I'd known about it when she was still working I woulda had a business trip lined up to Auckland quicksmart.
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  6. 20th July 2006, 13:28 #21
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    Deos aonnye konw werhe she is wrnkoig?
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    THIS THREAD IS WORTHLESS WITHOUT A PIC
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    Quote Originally Posted by Marmoot
    THIS THREAD IS WORTHLESS WITHOUT A PIC
    You asked for it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Finn
    You asked for it.
    You're out of topic, mate.
    The topic specifically says 'policewoman'

    We demand an illustration!......erm, preferably a busty one
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    Quote Originally Posted by Marmoot
    You're out of topic, mate.
    The topic specifically says 'policewoman'

    We demand an illustration!......erm, preferably a busty one
    Sorry, but that's what google search returned on "Spudchucker +services"
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    Quote Originally Posted by Finn
    Sorry, but that's what google search returned on "Spudchucker +services"
    You want me........ admit it!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Finn
    Is it just me our are you guys finding this thread arousing too?
    sick soooooooooooooooo sick
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    Hmmm, wonder if i'd put up a struggle if she produced handcuffs.
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    Hey Spud ! we used to call them WD's but apparently its not PC ?
    What do you call them nowdays ? I'm beginning to think I retired too early, ooooooh ! those long nightshifts !!!!!! Gaz.
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    Christ spud, if that's what clean living does for you, I'll pass.
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    Stupidity kills people.
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