A polite request from most guys to the 'larger' ladies

**Biff** · 20th July 2006, 13:59

Dear 'larger' ladies,

The G-String is an interesting garment. But let's face it, you really do need to have a relatively toned backside to look good in one to most men (and perhaps PFesque ladies).

Frankly I'm tired (and sick) of seeing 'cuddly' ladies walking around with the top of their G's poking out of the top of your trousers or skirts (heaven forbid hot pants!). It's unsightly and darn right inconsiderate. It has one effect on most guys when we see a 'fuller' lady showing off (you do it on purpose I swear) the tops of your G - we immediately wonder what the rest looks like. And, well, let's just say that you should be grateful for the fact you're unable to mind read. Although you tend to think you can.

We know why you wear them. We read wimmins mags as well, while waiting at the doctors, or when taking a crap. It's primarily because of PL. Ladies - I can assure you that PL is far more visually appealing than the top of your g-string poking out of the top of your skirt/trousers/potato sack. And heaven forbid you're wearing hot pants/tight lycra legins. Especially if we can’t see the top of your G. Because then we wonder whether you're going 'commando' or not. Not good.

I for one would not wear Speedos because I believe to do so could inflict some serious psychological trauma for those that were unfortunate enough to witness such an event. However I appreciate the fact that someone like Indy probably would. Providing it had 'Top Bum' written on it.

So please, ladies, let it go. French knickers are sexier (IMO) and look far more attractive, particularly on the fuller figured lady. Or just 'do it' indoors for your chosen partner. With the curtains closed of course.

Please think of the children.

Thank you.

Biff

**placidfemme** · 20th July 2006, 14:31

lol well said!

**Dooly** · 20th July 2006, 14:32

Man, that Rhino looks hot!

**ZeroIndex** · 20th July 2006, 15:05

you strike up a mighty fine argument there

and it was fairly PC too

**Lou Girardin** · 20th July 2006, 15:08

Also known as an albatross.

**Indiana_Jones** · 20th July 2006, 20:07

w00t, 'top bottom' speedo's!

-Indy

**yungatart** · 20th July 2006, 20:46

Ever so nicely put, Biff. May i hasten to add that I think the top of a "G" showing out the top of any lady's skirt/trouser/shorts looks bloody awful , no matter what size they are!!

**Flatcap** · 20th July 2006, 20:48

Some guys like fat chicks

Some guys are also mental

**Whynot** · 20th July 2006, 20:54

10 karakt0rs

**NotaGoth** · 20th July 2006, 21:03

Simply. Large chick. Small chick. Whatever you want to wear, wear it. Why not? You only live once and if your comfortable in it then go ahead.

**scumdog** · 20th July 2006, 21:04

Man but Biffs pic gives me the horn.

**MSTRS:Me** · 20th July 2006, 21:06

Originally Posted by XxKiTtiExX

Simply. Large chick. Small chick. Whatever you want to wear, wear it. Why not? You only live once and if your comfortable in it then go ahead.

Yeah, but what about their social responsibility to not scare dogs and small children?

**NotaGoth** · 20th July 2006, 21:10

Originally Posted by MSTRS

Yeah, but what about their social responsibility to not scare dogs and small children?

So for that reason in particular, shall we ask all the ugly chicks to put paper bags over their heads as its their social responsibility so that they don't scare dogs and small children?

**Fatjim** · 20th July 2006, 21:11

I must admit I hate G's regardless of who's wearing them.

But then fat women look bad in anything, and it's a crime to tell them otherwise.

Remember, sometimes the word "big" just isn't enough.

**Fatjim** · 20th July 2006, 21:12

Originally Posted by XxKiTtiExX

So for that reason in particular, shall we ask all the ugly chicks to put paper bags over their heads as its their social responsibility so that they don't scare dogs and small children?

Why did you even need to ask?