Bekki needs a flatmate!

**Str8 Jacket** · 21st July 2006, 11:46

Originally Posted by Paul in NZ

Oh as if... I do have a 3rd nipple though...

Always knew there was something strange about you...

**Crazy Steve** · 21st July 2006, 11:51

Oh well....looks like i will have to live with my Mum again....

Crazy Steve.

**Paul in NZ** · 21st July 2006, 11:58

Originally Posted by Str8 Jacket

Always knew there was something strange about you...

Some thing? Just one? Jeepers you need to improve your powers of observation.

**badlieutenant** · 21st July 2006, 12:18

she cant take her eyes off your third nipple so all the other weird bits go unnoticed

**Marmoot** · 21st July 2006, 12:26

I was really interested in this flat on offer.
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But I don't know why my wife wouldn't let me live in other place apart from my house.....

**Str8 Jacket** · 21st July 2006, 12:52

Originally Posted by badlieutenant

she cant take her eyes off your third nipple so all the other weird bits go unnoticed

Yeah, what he says.... Anyway Paul, I really dont think im in a position to judge anyone!

**Sparky Bills** · 21st July 2006, 12:58

Originally Posted by Str8 Jacket

Yeah, what he says.... Anyway Paul, I really dont think im in a position to judge anyone!

Dont say you have a third nipple too!?

**Str8 Jacket** · 21st July 2006, 13:23

Originally Posted by Sparky Bills

Dont say you have a third nipple too!?

Wouldnt you like to know.... Anyway, Bekki needs a flatmate.

**Colapop** · 21st July 2006, 14:06

... or a chesty mate...

**andrea** · 21st July 2006, 17:04

Originally Posted by Paul in NZ

Oh as if... I do have a 3rd nipple though...

farken weird man you have a third nipple aye, now you just have to start a new thread telling us all bout your third nipple and other unoticed bodyparts. hmm mwahaha hmmm

**Paul in NZ** · 21st July 2006, 21:00

Originally Posted by andrea

farken weird man you have a third nipple aye, now you just have to start a new thread telling us all bout your third nipple and other unoticed bodyparts. hmm mwahaha hmmm

Weeeellllll It's loik dis you see......

It's not REALLY a nipple but it's a little scar from a bit of a workshop incident. Got infected, pulled the stiches and left an odd bump... On my chest but I was young and chicks dig scars right?

Anyway - in a totally unrelated incident involving stuff that I don't want to go into here I ended up with a small scar in the middle of my back (well I do work for a multinational corporation)..... Not real big but noticable...

Now - way back, years ago, you know way before the last National goverment when Vicki and I were in our courtin' days we started co habiting and enjoying the forbidden fruits of love.. Being a shy and retiring type I was quite uncomfortable with undressing with the light on (I would point out I had a physical job then and played a lot of sport) so it was quite some time before the loverly Victoria got to closely inspect my body in the light of day. (Ie we were always out late, pissed and she started real early on the breakfast shift)

So one day she is idly trailing her loving fingers over my back and she says in that coy fashion recent lovers have "Oh my, you have a little scar back here that kind of matches the one on your chest..."

I will mention that at this time, in the circles we moved in, I had a certain reputation that I didn't really care for but shall we say, I was the roughest toughest, biker type in the Bay City Rollers fan Club (wink wink)

Ah yes I said, thats where the knife came out.....

What ever do you mean she asked (except using fewer words)

Well I got into a fight and a bikie stabbed me through the chest and that what caused that scar and the one on the back is where it came out. Don't worry though because he won't be complaining if you know what I mean...

On a normal day, Vicki would never fall for such a fib but I have to say, the look on her face as she propelled herself backwards over the bed somehow dressing herself and mouthing "OH MY GOD I'M IN BED WITH A PHYSCO KNIFE KILLER" was very engaging. I suspect had I not collapsed in laughter I may have got away with it.

Still I suckered her good and that why I call it my 3rd nipple...