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    Quote Originally Posted by Str8 Jacket
    hehe, im bordering on too much... I found it really hard to read all you posted, but im glad I did. You make me laugh, you do!
    And then - (quite seriously) - I consider my day complete.....

    For having made just one person laugh, even just for a moment, and forget the work a day woes we all suffer, is surely a good thing.

    Just wish I was better at it........

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    Quote Originally Posted by Paul in NZ

    Just wish I was better at it........
    At the very least I always smile when I see you. Probably cause you're always smiling!
    "Some people are like clouds, once they fuck off, it's a great day!"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bekki
    If your bike could go up porch steps and through the hallway without making a mess, there's totally a place you could park it!
    Where theres a will theres a way.
    Then I could get a Kb Tshirt, move to Timaru and become a full time crossdressing faggot

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    Quote Originally Posted by Str8 Jacket
    At the very least I always smile when I see you. Probably cause you're always smiling!
    The alternatives are not overly appealing......

    Paul N - logging off - wine taking over - head spinning - testicles shricking - oh god - even sister act 2 is sounding funny- noooooooooooooooooo

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    Quote Originally Posted by Paul in NZ
    The alternatives are not overly appealing......

    Paul N - logging off - wine taking over - head spinning - testicles shricking - oh god - even sister act 2 is sounding funny- noooooooooooooooooo
    haha, my mom was watching sister act 2, but i was finishing watching Dirty Dancing.. haha, classic old movie that one..
    There's nothing more exhilarating than pointing out the shortcomings of others, is there? -Clerks

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    Quote Originally Posted by Paul in NZ
    Weeeellllll It's loik dis you see......

    It's not REALLY a nipple but it's a little scar from a bit of a workshop incident. Got infected, pulled the stiches and left an odd bump... On my chest but I was young and chicks dig scars right?

    Anyway - in a totally unrelated incident involving stuff that I don't want to go into here I ended up with a small scar in the middle of my back (well I do work for a multinational corporation)..... Not real big but noticable...

    Now - way back, years ago, you know way before the last National goverment when Vicki and I were in our courtin' days we started co habiting and enjoying the forbidden fruits of love.. Being a shy and retiring type I was quite uncomfortable with undressing with the light on (I would point out I had a physical job then and played a lot of sport) so it was quite some time before the loverly Victoria got to closely inspect my body in the light of day. (Ie we were always out late, pissed and she started real early on the breakfast shift)

    So one day she is idly trailing her loving fingers over my back and she says in that coy fashion recent lovers have "Oh my, you have a little scar back here that kind of matches the one on your chest..."

    I will mention that at this time, in the circles we moved in, I had a certain reputation that I didn't really care for but shall we say, I was the roughest toughest, biker type in the Bay City Rollers fan Club (wink wink)

    Ah yes I said, thats where the knife came out.....

    What ever do you mean she asked (except using fewer words)

    Well I got into a fight and a bikie stabbed me through the chest and that what caused that scar and the one on the back is where it came out. Don't worry though because he won't be complaining if you know what I mean...

    On a normal day, Vicki would never fall for such a fib but I have to say, the look on her face as she propelled herself backwards over the bed somehow dressing herself and mouthing "OH MY GOD I'M IN BED WITH A PHYSCO KNIFE KILLER" was very engaging. I suspect had I not collapsed in laughter I may have got away with it.

    Still I suckered her good and that why I call it my 3rd nipple...
    oh man you remind me of my cusin but his scars are big, hes got a long thick scar on his right arm which was cut when he broke a glass window, a scar on his right shoulder where he had to have an operation cause of a basket ball accident and a big scar on his stomach where he had to have an operation when he walked into the large butcher knife, the blade bit was facing out over the counter.

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    Are you sure it wasn't a Tongan he walked into?
    They shall not grow old as we that are left grow old.
    Age shall not weary them nor the years condemn.
    At the going down of the sun and in the evening,
    we will remember them

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    Pop, you mean Tongincheek.

    Hey Bekki, move to Welly, we've got heaps of room. (and better riders too.)
    Some things are worth dying for, living is one of them.

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    I aint puttin' my tounge in no Tongan's cheeks!!
    They shall not grow old as we that are left grow old.
    Age shall not weary them nor the years condemn.
    At the going down of the sun and in the evening,
    we will remember them

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    Yeah, you'd get biatched slap by that missus of your's.
    Some things are worth dying for, living is one of them.

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    nah it wasnt a tongan, he left the knife on the bench but the sharpe edge was facing out and he walked into it.

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