Interesting Deterrent For Those F*ing Annoying Cats

[Finn]

I find a laser works even better, followed of course by a bullet.

I hate cats. Horrible little rodents.

[Beemer]

Cats are subject to the same trespass laws as Dogs. Ring the Cat's Protection League and they will provide you with traps and dispose of the cats for you. Job done.

Not according to our local council - we are having problems with a neighbour's cat coming over to our place and attacking our cats (it even tried to get in through the cat door last week) and when I rang to see if they could suggest a way of deterring it, I was told there was nothing I could do and if any harm came to the animals (like a cat owner would deliberately harm another cat?), I would be in trouble.

Unfortunately we are out in the country and there is just a wire fence along the boundary so it just wanders over here when it feels like it. As soon as it sees us it runs like hell back home, so the closest we've been able to get to letting it know it's not welcome is tossing a lump of dirt at its retreating rear end - and we missed!

Wish we could afford a motion sensor sprinkler system to give it a shower every time it came over here!

[Maha]

anyways im in the market for some nice fluffy slippers and gloves pm me when you start selling

Does it matter if the cats are not of the same breed?....Like a, tabby and a ginga?
Cos' once you turn them inside out to wear as slippers, you wont notice aye?

[James Deuce]

Not according to our local council

Stoney lives in the Hutt whihc does have a bylaw allowing for the removal of trespassing animals, and I was taking the piss to see if I could change Uncle B's normal affect from inscrutable to imperturbable.

I think I went beoyond that and into mildly annoyed.

[Lias]

When i was having major problems with cats pissing all over our place I rang to try and get one of those cages.. Would have had to wait several weeks, been charged a fair whack of cash for the cage rental, and even then wasnt allowed to kill the goddamn fluffy pricks once they were trapped..

Thats when i just started using the air rifle..

[bungbung]

Anyway, I've found that it may not be the actual siren that puts the cats off, but rather the infra-red beams themselves!

Sorry Dave, the P in PIR stands for passive. There is no IR transmission at all. They are just an infrared receiver. Must be something else then...

[mikey]

i have a doberman you can borrow for a week.
he likes cats.

[Uncle B]

I was taking the piss to see if I could change Uncle B's normal affect from inscrutable to imperturbable.

That's only 2 of my many characters that hide under the Shoei.







and I bet you say that to all the boys.

[Falconer]

I have fish in a fish pond. I have an electric fence around it. Some times you can see the result of a cat that has got very wet when they get a shock and it biffs them into the pond. Cats piss me off crapping on the lawn so on odd occasions set up the possum cage trap. when you get puss throw a bucket of water over him and it pisses him off for a while. I have few cats that treat me as a friend.

[Motu]

Get a water cannon,it's a good sport.Cats like to bury their poo,it's part of their sneaky approach to life.Properties these days are too manicured and they can't find open soil to scratch up - never happens at my place,I have gardens.

[Fatjim]

Cats piss me off crapping on the lawn so on odd occasions set up the possum cage trap. when you get puss throw a bucket of water over him and it pisses him off for a while. I have few cats that treat me as a friend.

I would have thought pissing on them would be a deterrant.

Also remember wheeliebins are good places to hide, I mean house cats while you look for the owner.

[badlieutenant]

install little kitty bathing pools so they can wash thier feet before walking on the car. You will also need to pay for a kitty pedicure service so that thier claws are not sharp.
while your at it buy the owner a beer and thank him for the challenge that his cats have presented to you.

I have been told the owner of the cats has trained them to do this all new blingy things. You can imagine his relief when your car arrived as it spared his gsxr from further toment. Sorry U.B, the cat is out of the bag now

[Uncle B]

I have been told the owner of the cats has trained them to do this all new blingy things. You can imagine his relief when your car arrived as it spared his gsxr from further toment. Sorry U.B, the cat is out of the bag now

Dammm....I was trying to stop my cats from walking all over our cars, so I training them to go for new shiny cars. Lucky he has a hard top.....imagine if he had kept the MX5.

[Lou Girardin]

I hate cats. Horrible little rodents.

Those are rats you're hating. Little brown things with naked tails and buck teeth.
Cats are felines.

[The Pastor]

I think your all missing the obious solution, sell the car and get another bike, My cat used to sleep on my bike seat, I didnt mind that as it didnt scratch anything - it preferd the car bonnet, as it was warm.


Just a quick spray with the hose on the car should stop them, if not a low power bb gun/ slug gun would work (bb pistol might be eiaser with 1 arm) keep it up for 1 month, and then the cats learn not to do it..