They love a guy in uniform![]()
-Indy
They love a guy in uniform![]()
-Indy
Hey, kids! Captain Hero here with Getting Laid Tip 213 - The Backrub Buddy!
Find a chick who’s just been dumped and comfort her by massaging her shoulders, and soon, she’ll be massaging your prostate.
Ooh is that you, Indy? You look very dashing.
But I bet that uniform would look better off than on![]()
There's Life, the Universe and Everything, but I prefer pizza.
*clears throat*.....Originally Posted by Quartida
Lump lingered last in line for brains,
And the ones she got were sort of rotten and insane...
Dont tell him that....he wont be able to put his pants back on.......Originally Posted by Quartida
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Please tell me that's a lamp on the desk behind you - and not an anal sex toy
$2,000 cash if you find a buyer for my house, kumeuhouseforsale@straightshooters.co.nz for details
I can make no promisesOriginally Posted by ManDownUnder
-Indy
Hey, kids! Captain Hero here with Getting Laid Tip 213 - The Backrub Buddy!
Find a chick who’s just been dumped and comfort her by massaging her shoulders, and soon, she’ll be massaging your prostate.
Understood... So do you fart like a trumpet or does it make a real silent "ffffff" noise?Originally Posted by Indiana_Jones
$2,000 cash if you find a buyer for my house, kumeuhouseforsale@straightshooters.co.nz for details
Mate youre going to get slaughtered because of that pic, wait till dover and finn get started on you.
Ive run out of fucks to give
Laugh of day MDU.................Originally Posted by ManDownUnder
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fuck thats funny... bling awarded
Well I say bring it on!Originally Posted by Quasievil
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-Indy
Hey, kids! Captain Hero here with Getting Laid Tip 213 - The Backrub Buddy!
Find a chick who’s just been dumped and comfort her by massaging her shoulders, and soon, she’ll be massaging your prostate.
Yes, we love a man in uniform - not just any man and not just any uniform tho
Diarrhoea is hereditary - it runs in your jeans
If my nose was running money, I'd blow it all on you...
Fucken tears man.....Originally Posted by ManDownUnder
.....this is in Jokes/Humour?....... oh no
Well it does have to be me I guessOriginally Posted by yungatart
-Indy
Hey, kids! Captain Hero here with Getting Laid Tip 213 - The Backrub Buddy!
Find a chick who’s just been dumped and comfort her by massaging her shoulders, and soon, she’ll be massaging your prostate.
In the navy!
Then I could get a Kb Tshirt, move to Timaru and become a full time crossdressing faggot
Indy navy.......... how does that song go??.......Originally Posted by renegade master
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