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    Talking For the ladies, show us your uniform (As promised)

    They love a guy in uniform


    -Indy
    Hey, kids! Captain Hero here with Getting Laid Tip 213 - The Backrub Buddy!

    Find a chick who’s just been dumped and comfort her by massaging her shoulders, and soon, she’ll be massaging your prostate.


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    Ooh is that you, Indy? You look very dashing.

    But I bet that uniform would look better off than on
    There's Life, the Universe and Everything, but I prefer pizza.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Quartida
    Ooh is that you, Indy? You look very dashing.

    But I bet that uniform would look better off than on
    *clears throat*.....
    Lump lingered last in line for brains,
    And the ones she got were sort of rotten and insane...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Quartida
    Ooh is that you, Indy? You look very dashing.

    But I bet that uniform would look better off than on
    Dont tell him that....he wont be able to put his pants back on.......

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    Please tell me that's a lamp on the desk behind you - and not an anal sex toy
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    Quote Originally Posted by ManDownUnder
    Please tell me that's a lamp on the desk behind you - and not an anal sex toy
    I can make no promises

    -Indy
    Hey, kids! Captain Hero here with Getting Laid Tip 213 - The Backrub Buddy!

    Find a chick who’s just been dumped and comfort her by massaging her shoulders, and soon, she’ll be massaging your prostate.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Indiana_Jones
    I can make no promises

    -Indy
    Understood... So do you fart like a trumpet or does it make a real silent "ffffff" noise?
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    Mate youre going to get slaughtered because of that pic, wait till dover and finn get started on you.
    Ive run out of fucks to give

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    Quote Originally Posted by ManDownUnder
    Please tell me that's a lamp on the desk behind you - and not an anal sex toy
    Laugh of day MDU................. fuck thats funny... bling awarded

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    Quote Originally Posted by Quasievil
    Mate youre going to get slaughtered because of that pic, wait till dover and finn get started on you.
    Well I say bring it on!

    -Indy
    Hey, kids! Captain Hero here with Getting Laid Tip 213 - The Backrub Buddy!

    Find a chick who’s just been dumped and comfort her by massaging her shoulders, and soon, she’ll be massaging your prostate.


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    Yes, we love a man in uniform - not just any man and not just any uniform tho
    Diarrhoea is hereditary - it runs in your jeans

    If my nose was running money, I'd blow it all on you...

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    Quote Originally Posted by ManDownUnder
    Understood... So do you fart like a trumpet or does it make a real silent "ffffff" noise?
    Fucken tears man..... .....this is in Jokes/Humour?....... oh no

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    Quote Originally Posted by yungatart
    Yes, we love a man in uniform - not just any man and not just any uniform tho
    Well it does have to be me I guess

    -Indy
    Hey, kids! Captain Hero here with Getting Laid Tip 213 - The Backrub Buddy!

    Find a chick who’s just been dumped and comfort her by massaging her shoulders, and soon, she’ll be massaging your prostate.


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    In the navy!
    Then I could get a Kb Tshirt, move to Timaru and become a full time crossdressing faggot

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    Quote Originally Posted by renegade master
    In the navy!
    Indy navy.......... how does that song go??.......

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